P. Diddy’s Hit and Run
Sean “P. Douchebag” Combs allegedly punched some guy in the face at an Oscar party early Monday morning. TMZ reports:
Gerard Rechnitzer was at a post-Oscar bash Sunday night with his fiancee at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood when he made a pit stop in the bathroom [and] noticed his fiancee surrounded by six men, including Combs. We’re told the 5′7″, 140 lb. Rechnitzer watched as Combs chatted up his girl for about five minutes, and then asked his fiancee to leave with him. At that point, Combs allegedly told the woman he was having a party and invited her to come. Rechnitzer asked his fiancee again to leave with him. Combs then allegedly socked Rechnitzer in the jaw.
Rechnitzer, a real estate broker, called 911. The LAPD came out and took a report, but Combs had left before the cops arrived. We’re told the LAPD contacted Rechnitzer yesterday, and as many as five witnesses who observed the incident.
That’s why you can’t have black people at fancy society functions. They always end up hitting somebody in the face or shooting someone or smoking crack or collecting welfare while you’re trying to have a respectable white person time. Unless they’re there to serve appetizers and champagne or clean the toilets, I mean. Then they’re fine.
67 Comments, Comment or Ping
scoopy
Dumbass, you are ridiculous. Why does it have to be black people? Why can’t it just be stupid people?
“Unless they’re there to serve appetizers and champagne or clean the toilets, I mean. Then they’re fine.”
I try not to respond to prejudice comments like this. I would not give you that much credit as to call you a racist..because you have no power or authority at all.From the sound of this comment, you probably serve appetizers and clean toilets….f*ckin moron.
Feb 28th, 2007
sonya
Hey skippy, ever heard of the word “facetious”? You’re the hypersensitive unfunny dumbass here.
Feb 28th, 2007
Nightowl
I have to agree with Scoopy, this post was over the top and shows more than a bit of what must be a trailer park upbringing. You could have made the comment funny if you had decided not to throw in a racial slur. If you can’t come up with something funny unless you are trying to insult an entire race of people then maybe you should pack it in or at least have the decency to pull the post or apologize. I am a big believer in free speech but I am sure that if you have any education other than sucking off your relative Clan members than you could see the difference between satire and spreading hate.
Feb 28th, 2007
Nets
I have always enjoyed your blogs…until tody. Your comments were completely racially offensive. I don’t know you, so I can’t say I am dissapointed. I can say, however, that I am disgusted. I am a black woman with two masters degrees. I have never served a meal, except to family, or clean a toilet, except my own. You are the bumbass here. Racist pig!
Feb 28th, 2007
beerdotcom182
Have a sense of humor. If you visit this site often, you will realize that all of the posts offend someone in some way….thats why its funny, but its not to be taken seriously.
PS Puff is one ugly sob, intimidation and mountains of cash are the only way he can get women.
Feb 28th, 2007
vin diesel
high-larious. people, it’s a joke. it’s meant to offend, it’s meant to be funny. relax.
Feb 28th, 2007
Melly
In the name of humor I find that insensitive, insulting and utterly pathetic. If you can’t be funny without being racist perhaps you should invest in silence. There’s a fine line between making fun and being an ass and you crossed it. Even if that was a poor attempt at sarcasm it was just low and it shows you up as a jerk.
Feb 28th, 2007
beerdotcom182
Scoopy, as a janitor and toilet cleaner myself, I am shocked and offended that you belittle my art in such a manner. Good day to you.
Feb 28th, 2007
Tine
It’s tongue in cheek obviously. I didn’t think Puff even liked women. Just sayin…
Feb 28th, 2007
sonya
Funny how all the people who are throwing hissy fits have never posted here before. Hmm, how could that be? Methinks skippy is calling on his multiple personalities. Lighten up. People have said disparaging things about my race on here, but I don’t take it personally. I laugh at it, actually, because I know it’s a JOKE. If you can’t take it, go read Chicken Soup for the Soul.
Feb 28th, 2007
cruising4c@work
I’m pretty sure NETS here doesn’t have two masters degrees.
Feb 28th, 2007
Billz
In response to Nets’s comment. As a black woman with two “masters degrees”, you would think that you might have learned something from all of that education. You are a liar and an embarrassment to the black race. You butcher the English language with your poor spelling and vocabulary. You are the very reason that blacks are viewed as such ignorant individuals.
Feb 28th, 2007
cruising4c@work
Amen, Billz. Amen
Feb 28th, 2007
Showgrrrl
HOOOOZAH kiddies! Everyone who actually reads this blog daily does in fact know that it’s written tongue-in-cheek. If you’re not a fan, then move along. Nobody said you have to stop by and read the day-to-day goodness that Abby dishes out to us.
I particularly enjoy the fatty-slammin’ that occurs here on a regular basis. Because everyone loves a good laugh at fat people.
Feb 28th, 2007
RedRider
I was a very poor attempt at humor, and it was taken a little to far. Far enough for this to be my first and last post on this site, because I wont be reading it anymore.
Feb 28th, 2007
katsy
uh….isn’t this blog usually offensive somehow?
i mean, that’s what makes it funny.
remember when the blogger made fun of white, southern trash? hell, that’s racist too…where was the uproar then?
well kick me in the cooch and call me sallie…
Feb 28th, 2007
abby
Dear GOD. So you can berate gay people, fat people, Jews, Muslims, drug addicts, porn addicts, the handicapped and midgets but NOT black people? Fucking A. Censorship, you commies.
This entire post was obviously tongue-in-cheek. I’m also not a drugged-out child-abusing drunk for those of you who plan on “being disappointed” and “contacting social services” and “never posting again on this blog.” I’ll cry into my pillow every night.
Feb 28th, 2007
Tine
Love you Abby!
Feb 28th, 2007
Sorceressss
Amen Abby!
Feb 28th, 2007
abby
Love you guys too!
Feb 28th, 2007
Italian Stallion
That’s why I keep my monkeys on the porch, wait, what were we talking about?
P.S. Abby- I never knew so many black people could read, today is a revelation for me………….
P.S.S. I’m coming to this blog more now………….Hahahahahaha
Fuck off losers that can’t take a joke, if Puffy was here right now, he be calling you a nigger……………
Feb 28th, 2007
user name
i think the rub is, when you take a wild and un-p.c. point of view, it helps alot if its actually funny.
welcome to michael richardsville. population: you and him
Feb 28th, 2007
sonya
No Stallion, he’d call you a “nigga”, and that would be okay because it’s a term of endearment, blah blah blah, fuckity fuck fuck.
Feb 28th, 2007
sonya
P.S.
Love you Abby!
Feb 28th, 2007
Italian Stallion
That last part should read “he’d* be calling you”, but now that I think about it, it’s probably better for you to understand with it being “he be”…………..
Feb 28th, 2007
scoopy
If it were funny…then the comment would have been taken lightly. But it was not funny…it was just insulting. Furthermore, I have posted to this blog before. Normally, the messages make some sort of sense. Even if he wished to comment on the man having a lot of money and no manners..it would have made more sense than attacking his race based upon his behavior. I thought that the people who wrote to this blog at least finished grammar school.
If there were comments made regarding white trailer trash and people were offended then you should have made that known….but you didn’t…probably because you agreed!
Oh, I apologize to the toliet professional….I was not trying to insult you. But that is a sh*tty profession!
Feb 28th, 2007
scoopy
Sonya, my name is Scoopy not Skippy….just more proof of how the intelligence of people is steadily deteriorating….I mean it is right there in your face moron!!! And you sent like two or three messages with the same stupidity…..were u at the same party as P.Diddy???? Dumbass…..
Feb 28th, 2007
UgliestGuy
Yeeeah! for snarky people. That should have been an indication of sort as to how to take things written in this blog. Not seriously!
Feb 28th, 2007
user name
huh…seems to have opened up the floodgates. now we got “n-bomb” dropping…nice
Feb 28th, 2007
sonya
Again, skippy, you must have your humor chip permanently corrupted. I was calling you skippy on. Purpose.
Uh, Stallion, I don’t know where you were going with that. I was playing off your comment by pointing out that Diddy wouldn’t pronounce it that way, and I wasn’t trying to insult you. So I don’t know why you got all crazy. Weird.
And I was correct. “He’d” is a contraction of “He would”. “He would call you a “nigga”.
Feb 28th, 2007
bionic bunny
yay! *jumps up and down and claps hands*
we’re controversial!!
i’d also like to point out to our new friend, skippy, that “has posted here before” that we all know that our high priestess is a SHE, not a he.
i’m with sonya–fuck you, you fat jungle bunny!
i wuv you, too, abby!
Feb 28th, 2007
bionic bunny
and that “FU” was directed at skippy. skip back to the ghetto, and STFU.
Feb 28th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Sonya- I wasn’t talking to you, I was just fucking around and trying my hardest to speak ebonics, no worries my nigga……………
Are there any other jungle bunnies that would like to comment on this?
I have a feeling the spears will be flying……………
Feb 28th, 2007
Dragulf
WOW! Abby, 30 comments on one post. You need more racist black jokes on this site hun.
Love ya!
P.S. I even bought ya a new pillow.
Feb 28th, 2007
sonya
Okay Stallion, I wasn’t catching that. I guess the nuances were lost in typing it…we cool, we cool.
Feb 28th, 2007
user name
and this, my friends, is why comedy is best left out of amateur hands
Feb 28th, 2007
Billz
I find it absolutely hilarious that the blacks get all bent out of shape at the slightest touch of a little racial humor. Typically such defensive behavior (from the blacks) is greatly indicative of a seriously guilty conscience. If there were no truth to the original comment that started this controversy, why would they (the blacks) become so desperately defensive? Maybe one of our poor, mistreated, dark-skinned friends could be so kind as to respond to my question. Skippy, Scooby, whatever your name is, maybe even Nets could shed a little more light or in this case, “darkness” on the subject.:-D
Feb 28th, 2007
oh dear
michael richards makes jokes about pickin cotton and everyones up in arms…. chick makes a poor reference to cleanin toilets and serving ppl and we have a buncha ppl tryin to defend her case…. it was a lame attempt at humour… some things are funny most of the time this site doesnt make the joke… it just points out how what the celeb did was so obviously stupid and THAT is the joke… the comments in question were not reflective of anything a celeb had done or said but merely an opinion expressed by the blogger… thats the unacceptable part…. thats why there are justifiably upset ppl responding to the post. intolerance and defimation are far far to rampent amidst society even today…. its fun to laff at the ignorances of famous ppl… but its not fun nor is it healthy to generalize that stupidity or defame a particular group of ppl… be it gay white jew black spanish or anything…
iono thats jus my take on the whole scene… wrong or right we all have a right to our opinion =)
Feb 28th, 2007
CruisingforCock
I like how “they” are so offended and yet keep coming back to read the comments. Black people are too funny, even when they aren’t trying to be.
Abby, I heart you! When I think about you, I touch myself.
Feb 28th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Abby-
Next you should make fun of Jews, and Italians, and Mexicans, and fucking Russians or something. Give these negros a break, they have to live with stupidity………….
Feb 28th, 2007
spatz
i was going to say the same thing abby just said. every single post at yeeea.com pokes fun at somebody, in someway, yet people don seem to mind it then. i thought that was because people who read this blog had a similar sense of humour and understand that the poster calls out all kinds of stereotypes and makes jokes about them. its called “humour” “tongue in cheek” and even “sarcasm”
i bet the same people bitching are the same people who laugh at jew jokes, gay jokes, cripple jokes etc.
i found it hilarious, as i find all of yeeeahs posts hilarious. this is by far my favorite gossip blog
PS i bet half the people getting pissed arent even black, just sense of humourless idiots looking for a place to unload all of their self righteous crap.
Feb 28th, 2007
CruisingforCock
Reading this makes me hungry for fried chicken….
Feb 28th, 2007
CruisingforCock
Also makes me want to steal something.
Feb 28th, 2007
bionic bunny
people who use “ppl” are stupid.
so are people who try to raise the public’s awareness on a gossip blog.
stallion, how many people do you think i can piss off by saying i keep my junglebunnies in cages in the living room???
Feb 28th, 2007
CruisingforCock
People is a long word to type out….lazy negros
Feb 28th, 2007
bionic bunny
word, cruising, word.
btw, i don’t hate black people. i just hate that uppity negro “diddy”. with a passion that burns deep in my soul.
and my next door neighbors, but that’s a whole other kettle of fish.
Feb 28th, 2007
CruisingforCock
BB you are such a NIGGA LOVER!
Feb 28th, 2007
LadyJane
I don’t like black licorice. Does that make me racist????
Feb 28th, 2007
CruisingforCock
LadyJane….I have a black dog.
Feb 28th, 2007
CruisingforCock
I need some reeses pieces, only the orange ones. I hope I got 50!!!!
Feb 28th, 2007
LadyJane
Cruising, let’s blow this popsicle stand and lick eachother’s va-jay-jay’s.
Mar 1st, 2007
cruising4c@work
You’re dirty, and I like it.
Mar 1st, 2007
scoopy
LOL. All I can do is just laugh at you guys….jungle bunnies? Is that the new cracker term? I was still stuck on ‘eggplant jigaboo’? what happened to that one? what other terms can you lily white wiggas come up with?
Signed,
Skippy
Mar 1st, 2007
scoopy
Billz,
I have no problem with sterotypical humor….the problem i had was the generalization….we are not talking about all jungle bunnies…just P. Diddy in particular.
As far as the Seinfield dude, the joke would have been funny if he hadn’t rode it into the ground. He could have made the tree swinging comment and followed up with something else that was not race related. Maybe he would still have a career.
Be tactful…..not stupid.
Mar 1st, 2007
oshkoshb'alls
Eracism!
Mar 1st, 2007
bionic bunny
well, i think we can put an age range on our friend skippy.
jungle bunny has been around since at least the 50’s.
and you can kiss my lily-white ass!!
ah, good times.
Mar 1st, 2007
Osbourne Black
I loves everybody
Mar 1st, 2007
john
“If you can’t be funny without being racist perhaps you should invest in silence.”
Tell that to Dave Chapelle
Mar 1st, 2007
LadyJane
Yep. Us whiteys should shut the fuck up. Never say another fucking word, lest people think we’re racist. On the other hand, all you other colors of the rainbow can make fun of whoever the fuck you want….
Oops. I said color.
Oops, I said it again. Fuck I’m a racist pig.
Mar 1st, 2007
bionic bunny
hey, both sides of my family come from the south. no tellin’ what’s in my background.
and i does fry me some awesome chicken & okra. and i practically LIVE on watermelon in the summertime (and the livin’ is easy- fish are jumpin’ and the cotton is high…..)!
@ LJ: sooooweeeee!
gawd, i love this place!
Mar 1st, 2007
Confused
what’s wrong with cleaning toilets Nets? wanna go to work and find the toilets full of shit? pleeeeez woman, CALM DOWN
Mar 2nd, 2007
Nantinki
Diddy is a racist pig. Telling Dan on Making the Band # 4 contestant Dan he was not able to sing soul because he is white is nothing more than a racist remark coming from a racist pig.
ala P. Diddy. We all know why he has that name.
Murdering pig, racist pig, out of control pig.
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