Paris Hilton Violates Probation
Idiot man-child Paris Hilton managed to violate the terms of her probation last night by driving on a suspended license. TMZ reports:
As a result [of Paris Hilton's prior arrest], the DMV suspended her license, and a judge placed Hilton on 36 months probation, with one major condition being: to “obey all laws.” Last night, Hilton was stopped around 10:30 PM after cops say they noticed Hilton speeding down Sunset Blvd. without headlights. Deputies then discovered she was driving with a suspended license, arrested the heiress and impounded her car. [The heiress] could spend up to 90 days in jail as a result.
Operative word being “could.” Paris Hilton could be elbow deep in a dead hooker’s chest clutching a butcher knife with a child hostage under each arm and a pound of coke stuffed in her hoo-ha and her stupid spoiled ass would still get off. American justice, baby. You can’t beat it.
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
Italian Stallion
Where did all the comments go? Man, that Puffy shit really got rid of everyone, NOT!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 28th, 2007
sonya
Paris Hilton also violates the Law of Nature that says nature abhors a vacuum.
Feb 28th, 2007
Dragulf
If you have money, you too can get away with murder. Just ask OJ or Cheney.
Feb 28th, 2007
Billz
I seem to have unique feelings when it comes to Paris. I think she is a trashy, ignorant, piece of s**t. I would still love to have a cheap, meaningless night or two of hot, no-strings-attached nasty, dirty sex with her. I mean really, she is nothing more than a little cum-dumpster slut. Almost everyone, including Paris has a purpose in life.
Feb 28th, 2007
LadyJane
I wish Paris was decomposing.
Mar 1st, 2007
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