Us Weekly writes a nipple-themed letter to Victoria Beckham. (Hollywood Tuna)
Elizabeth Hurley still the hottest thing to come out of Britain. (Popoholic)
Katie Holmes caught without her escape plans! (popbytes)
Michelle Rodriguez in a bikini. (ICYDK)
Jessica Simpson vs. Kate Beckinsdale: ass crack edition. (CityRag)
Halle Berry’s boobies. (Egotastic)
Rosario Dawson is curvy in […]

Singer Courtney Love has gone under the knife again in an attempt to look more “natural.” The Post-Chronicle reports:
Courtney Love has undergone a second rhinoplasty procedure to enlarge her nose and [have] her previously enlarged lips reduced. Courtney wrote on her blog: “I have my old nose back. I hated that nosejobby […]

If you’re wondering why you haven’t seen porn star Jenna Jameson’s snatch here lately, it’s because she’s gone and ruined it. TMZ reports:
Jenna Jameson hasn’t been showing up to meetings with Hollywood bigshots who want to make her best-seller “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star” into a movie, but she’s got a […]

Little known fact about Herman Melville’s “Moby Dick” — the fabled white whale apparently eluded Captain Ahab by festooning itself in camping tents and sunburning itself to a nice rosy red. Pretty clever, for an albino sperm whale. The sunglasses are a nice touch. You don’t often see a Physeter macrocephalus in […]

Notorious prankster George Clooney swears he isn’t the one behind the leak of the “I Hear Huckabees” expletive-laden showdown between actress Lily Tomlin and director David O. Russell. TMZ reports:
In a statement to various media outlets, Clooney said, “Contrary to popular opinion, neither the sound man nor yours truly sent in the [I Heart […]

Lindsay Lohan still can’t find a bra. (The Blemish)
Thora Birch has a great dad. (Fatback)
Apparently, Henry VIII was a beefcake, not a fat syphillitic slob. (Pajiba)
Donatella Versace’s daughter has anorexia. (About: Celebrity Gossip)
Jessica Biel in her panties. (Drunken Stepfather)
What is the worst movie you saw this year? (Yeeeah! Forums)
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Jennifer Lopez donned a hideous one-shouldered dress to compliment her hideous crone of a husband at the Echo Music Awards in Berlin yesterday. Madre de Dios, that is one ugly dress. I can’t really think of any words that accurately describe it. I one time threw up — after an entire bottle […]

P.Diddy claims he can do the nasty for hours at a time. Thirty hours at a time, to be precise. According to MSNBC:
Sean “Diddy” Combs is apparently a sexual maestro: he claims to have had sex for 30 straight hours. Combs, discussing his romantic stay in Paris with his girlfriend Kim Porter, […]

Star Jones celebrated her birthday in a halter top at Social Miami yesterday, along with her gay husband and some of her friends. Sexy. Just take a look at that loose skin Star’s working there. I bet if Star’s hogging the covers and Al gets cold during the night, he can just […]

Earlier in the month, actress Angelina Jolie learned that extortionists were plotting to kidnap her and hold her for ransom. Now, it seems that her newly adopted son Pax Thien is a target. The Post-Chronicle reports:
Angelina Jolie and her newly adopted son escaped a plan by kidnappers to steal the boy away upon […]