Tom and Katie Still Normal as Ever

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Tom Cruise won’t let zombie wife Katie Holmes out of his sights for long. Page Six reports:

Holmes is due to start shooting “Mad Money” in Shreveport, La., in the next month or so. One insider said, “Tom has called producers and told them he will be on set every day. He wants to observe what’s going on and will probably help Katie out.”

Additionally, Katie’s new movie supposedly blows and was only permitted by her captor because there weren’t any love scenes:

The insider added, “Katie’s agent chose this role for her because it is a female buddy movie. There is no love interest and she wouldn’t be kissing anyone or have a sex scene.” Our source, who has seen the script, said was “atrocious.” Holmes gave up her role in the upcoming “Batman” sequel, and some in Hollywood said it was because of the romantic scenes she would have had with Christian Bale. Cruise was said to be upset over her sex scene in last year’s “Thank You for Smoking” - which was mysteriously missing during several festival screenings.

Turning down a recurring role in the mega-hit Batman series for a stinkbomb co-starring Queen Latifah is just plain genius. Especially if it means your closet queer husband is going to be a permanent fixture on the set, inspecting your every move like a Westminster judge. It’s like refusing the Porsche rental so you can take the bus instead, or passing on a gilded platter full of diamonds for a styrofoam bowl full of aquarium gravel. Tom probably tells her which direction to wipe and how many squares she’s allowed to use, too. Geez. If I were Katie, I’d go ahead and drink the Kool-Aid already and head for that magic alien rocket in the sky. It’s got to be better than shooting “Mad Money” for the next month and a half.

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  1. Sorceressss

    I know I’m probably in the minority, but I never really liked her as an actor (actress?) I hated her in Batman and am glad she won’t be in the sequel.
    When is that freaking spaceship going to get here and take these two wacko’s and all their creepy friends away anyway??

  2. spatz

    somehow i doubt that this is the life katie signed up for when interviewed to be toms beard.

  3. bionic bunny

    they must have one HELL of a pre-nup!
    i don’t think even scientology has a rule about kissing or love scenes, although i could be wrong. what a control freak. what a freak, period.
    free katie?

  4. abby

    I thought she sucked in Batman, too. She was totally miscast.

  5. Batman fans won’t miss her. Xenu wants her badly.

  6. Tine

    Katie obviously signed the contract with Cruise to be the next Nicole Kidman - but I think Nicole must have had more balls when it came to dealing with Tom.

  7. Tine- “more balls” TSFSRT……………

  8. stells

    damn right KATIE HOLMES IS A SHIT ACTRESS!!!

    she ruined the Batman movie, and i bet she only decided not to do it cos she knows she sucked and didnt want to make a mockery of herself and the movie again! I feel sorry for the producers who had to endure the lower ratings cos they casted her mutty-face arse in the movie! her acting hasnt improved since her dawson’s creek days and her face is still atrociously disgusting

    (sorry i’ve hated katie holmes since she first came out so i’m just having a little release here!)

    i doubt tom had anything to do with her bad choices in movies cos look how well nicole and penelope did (topless/naked) in movies while with him. katie holmes is in b-grade movies because thats all she is capable of doing! And no one wants to see her saggy tits on screen again anyway

  9. Helly

    He’s creepy. A really creepy man. In fact, he haunts my dreams. In a cloak.

    Maybe.

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