Comments on: Will Smith Doesn’t Have to Wipe http://yeeeah.com/2007/03/19/will-smith-doesnt-have-to-wipe/ Celebrity gossip from Hollywood Sat, 19 Jul 2008 10:51:17 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Frank http://yeeeah.com/2007/03/19/will-smith-doesnt-have-to-wipe/#comment-193775 Frank Thu, 07 Feb 2008 02:57:52 +0000 http://yeeeah.com/2007/03/19/will-smith-doesnt-have-to-wipe/#comment-193775 I used a bidet when I broke my back. It saved me alot of money,cause I did not have to have a in home health care person come over and wipe my behind for me at about 300.00 a day. Plus try and reach around and wipe yourself (ouch). I used a bidet for 6 months I borrowed from a plummer friend. I have a sixteen year old son that lives every other week.He asked me what it was and I showed him how to use it. Well after 6 months he must of started using the bidet. When I got healed up enough to get a different kind of bidet so my friends could take there bidet to a nother person that had and accident and needed it. My son freaked out he didn,t want my friends to take it out he was pissed. He didn,t know I had a new bidet coming to replace the bidet those guys were taking out. There are lots of good reasons to use a bidet, Your are clean, Washes you and drys you with out and use of toilet paper! ( SAVE THE TREES) Look at all the water you save cause you won,t Have to use 12 Gallons of water to take a shower to get clean. And list goes on and on. My suggestion would be don,t knock it till you try it I used a bidet when I broke my back. It saved me alot of money,cause I did not have to have a in home health care person come over and wipe my behind for me at about 300.00 a day. Plus try and reach around and wipe yourself (ouch). I used a bidet for 6 months I borrowed from a plummer friend. I have a sixteen year old son that lives every other week.He asked me what it was and I showed him how to use it. Well after 6 months he must of started using the bidet. When I got healed up enough to get a different kind of bidet so my friends could take there bidet to a nother person that had and accident and needed it. My son freaked out he didn,t want my friends to take it out he was pissed. He didn,t know I had a new bidet coming to replace the bidet those guys were taking out.
There are lots of good reasons to use a bidet, Your are clean, Washes you and drys you with out and use of toilet paper! ( SAVE THE TREES) Look at all the water you save cause you won,t Have to use 12 Gallons of water to take a shower to get clean. And list goes on and on. My suggestion would be don,t knock it till you try it

]]> By: lynn http://yeeeah.com/2007/03/19/will-smith-doesnt-have-to-wipe/#comment-119717 lynn Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:04:34 +0000 http://yeeeah.com/2007/03/19/will-smith-doesnt-have-to-wipe/#comment-119717 in tx we call a turd that douse not flush is a stirafaorm turd in tx we call a turd that douse not flush is a stirafaorm turd

]]> By: someguy http://yeeeah.com/2007/03/19/will-smith-doesnt-have-to-wipe/#comment-30343 someguy Mon, 26 Mar 2007 07:53:41 +0000 http://yeeeah.com/2007/03/19/will-smith-doesnt-have-to-wipe/#comment-30343 What about hemroids? This might be better than rough TP. I mean if your going to use wet papper, your going to be wet anyway. Do you use some kind of soap? The Japanese have a different cultural view about toilet procedures anyway. What about hemroids? This might be better than rough TP. I mean if your going to use wet papper, your going to be wet anyway. Do you use some kind of soap? The Japanese have a different cultural view about toilet procedures anyway.

]]> By: Nauticus http://yeeeah.com/2007/03/19/will-smith-doesnt-have-to-wipe/#comment-29825 Nauticus Sat, 24 Mar 2007 13:49:42 +0000 http://yeeeah.com/2007/03/19/will-smith-doesnt-have-to-wipe/#comment-29825 Hey does anyone know if Will Smith used a Genesis Bidet? I heard about these things in a bathroom remodelling magazine. Their website is www.genesisbidet.com Hey does anyone know if Will Smith used a Genesis Bidet? I heard about these things in a bathroom remodelling magazine. Their website is http://www.genesisbidet.com

]]> By: Wet Pooper http://yeeeah.com/2007/03/19/will-smith-doesnt-have-to-wipe/#comment-29097 Wet Pooper Thu, 22 Mar 2007 01:08:51 +0000 http://yeeeah.com/2007/03/19/will-smith-doesnt-have-to-wipe/#comment-29097 hey danny - wipe me ! hey danny -

wipe me !

]]> By: danny http://yeeeah.com/2007/03/19/will-smith-doesnt-have-to-wipe/#comment-29082 danny Wed, 21 Mar 2007 23:32:39 +0000 http://yeeeah.com/2007/03/19/will-smith-doesnt-have-to-wipe/#comment-29082 you peolpe make me sick you all gross some dont wipe and take showers after thats a pig and talking about creamy shit your all crazy gross pigs you peolpe make me sick you all gross some dont wipe and take showers after thats a pig and talking about creamy shit your all crazy gross pigs

]]> By: abby http://yeeeah.com/2007/03/19/will-smith-doesnt-have-to-wipe/#comment-28903 abby Wed, 21 Mar 2007 11:26:01 +0000 http://yeeeah.com/2007/03/19/will-smith-doesnt-have-to-wipe/#comment-28903 This is going to make "wiping" a whole new experience for me. You guys sure know a lot about defecating! Thanks for the info! This is going to make “wiping” a whole new experience for me. You guys sure know a lot about defecating! Thanks for the info!

]]> By: Parrothead http://yeeeah.com/2007/03/19/will-smith-doesnt-have-to-wipe/#comment-28763 Parrothead Wed, 21 Mar 2007 01:05:51 +0000 http://yeeeah.com/2007/03/19/will-smith-doesnt-have-to-wipe/#comment-28763 I haven't heard anyone talk about the 21st Century approach. Disposable wipes..!!! Clean. Clean. Clean. I haven’t heard anyone talk about the 21st Century approach. Disposable wipes..!!! Clean. Clean. Clean.

]]> By: Wet Pooper http://yeeeah.com/2007/03/19/will-smith-doesnt-have-to-wipe/#comment-28747 Wet Pooper Tue, 20 Mar 2007 23:59:32 +0000 http://yeeeah.com/2007/03/19/will-smith-doesnt-have-to-wipe/#comment-28747 The shit that keeps coming back up after you've flushed it - it's called a "McArthur" . . . :) The shit that keeps coming back up after you’ve flushed it - it’s called a “McArthur” . . . :)

]]> By: Wet Pooper http://yeeeah.com/2007/03/19/will-smith-doesnt-have-to-wipe/#comment-28744 Wet Pooper Tue, 20 Mar 2007 23:57:13 +0000 http://yeeeah.com/2007/03/19/will-smith-doesnt-have-to-wipe/#comment-28744 I personally practice the "wet the tp a little before wiping". Therefore the wipe is more effective and you don't end up with the shitty skidmarks on your undies at the end of the day!! I don't think paper alone will leave you really clean down there . . . I personally practice the “wet the tp a little before wiping”. Therefore the wipe is more effective and you don’t end up with the shitty skidmarks on your undies at the end of the day!! I don’t think paper alone will leave you really clean down there . . .

]]> By: Diceman http://yeeeah.com/2007/03/19/will-smith-doesnt-have-to-wipe/#comment-28737 Diceman Tue, 20 Mar 2007 23:30:57 +0000 http://yeeeah.com/2007/03/19/will-smith-doesnt-have-to-wipe/#comment-28737 What about the 'turtle tail'? What happens to the piece of shit that won't evacuate but is simply checking the environment. Does this thing have a scooper attachment to 'go-and-get-it?? Too often, after a nice beer bash, I find the whole turd won't de-ass. Ya know what I mean? If you're using TP, you can use half a roll before you finally relent and fist yourself to get it all. Does this machine have the goods to take care of that specific problem? If so, I WANT ONE!! If they can then hook it up to the Sybian, I'll get one for my wife too,then maybe she'll let me rest one night! What about the ‘turtle tail’? What happens to the piece of shit that won’t evacuate but is simply checking the environment. Does this thing have a scooper attachment to ‘go-and-get-it?? Too often, after a nice beer bash, I find the whole turd won’t de-ass. Ya know what I mean? If you’re using TP, you can use half a roll before you finally relent and fist yourself to get it all. Does this machine have the goods to take care of that specific problem?
If so, I WANT ONE!! If they can then hook it up to the Sybian, I’ll get one for my wife too,then maybe she’ll let me rest one night!

]]> By: Fiorentina http://yeeeah.com/2007/03/19/will-smith-doesnt-have-to-wipe/#comment-28637 Fiorentina Tue, 20 Mar 2007 17:12:46 +0000 http://yeeeah.com/2007/03/19/will-smith-doesnt-have-to-wipe/#comment-28637 Actually, most Europeans who use bidets don't use them as substitutes for wiping. They are really for the "not so fresh" feeling some days, or when you don't have time to take a shower. At least you can be clean in your nether regions. We installed a bidet when we redid our bathroom and it is FANTASTIC when you have your period. I also have super dry skin so I can't shower everyday. A bidet is very, very useful. BTW, it is also great for small children when they have accidents so you don't have to wrestle them into the bathtub. NO ONE uses a bidet instead of TP. Actually, most Europeans who use bidets don’t use them as substitutes for wiping. They are really for the “not so fresh” feeling some days, or when you don’t have time to take a shower. At least you can be clean in your nether regions. We installed a bidet when we redid our bathroom and it is FANTASTIC when you have your period. I also have super dry skin so I can’t shower everyday. A bidet is very, very useful. BTW, it is also great for small children when they have accidents so you don’t have to wrestle them into the bathtub. NO ONE uses a bidet instead of TP.

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