P. Diddy is a P. Liar
P.Diddy claims he can do the nasty for hours at a time. Thirty hours at a time, to be precise. According to MSNBC:
Sean “Diddy” Combs is apparently a sexual maestro: he claims to have had sex for 30 straight hours. Combs, discussing his romantic stay in Paris with his girlfriend Kim Porter, told the London Mirror: “As soon as we landed, we went straight to the Eiffel Tower, drank champagne at the top and just kissed and kissed. Then we went up to my suite and had tantric sex for at least 30 hours, ordering up whipped cream and strawberries while we were at it. As meticulous as I am with my work, I’m more meticulous with lovemaking. I like to do it for a long time.”
Thirty hours. Thirty fucking hours (literally). Oh, come on. Your puss would look like roadkill after all that pounding. And your wiener would have some serious rug-burn-like chafing. Not to mention the urinary tract infections for everyone involved. Really, is anything fun after twenty-four straight hours? I don’t think so. Not even riding a roller coaster or bong hits or porn. I’d say I usually top out around four hours, or whenever I start throwing up and/or pass out. I consider myself a “Hellenistic enthusiast.” Everything in moderation, baby. Except for alcohol, of course, because it would seem that Socrates didn’t know how awesome tequila shots are. Probably because Mexico hadn’t been invented yet.
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
BEERDOTCOM182
P. Diddy is also a P. isshead
Mar 29th, 2007
abby
Where the hell is everybody? I am P. issed off.
Mar 29th, 2007
Karen C
Come on, the man just wants to get P. Hucked
Mar 29th, 2007
bionic bunny
good lord forgive me, but
I HATE HIM, HATE HIM, HATE HIM (not the lord. that idiot up there in the pic).
now, i might consider tantric sex with sting, but with this guy i’d want to get it over with ASAP.
any guy who’s lovin’ himself more than he’s lovin’ me….
ABBY, ABBY, I’M HERE!!
bunny kisses!
Mar 29th, 2007
Pete
i thought his new name was P. Zitty. i saw him promoting zit cream on tv the other day. all he knows how to do is sample music. does he ever produce any songs without sampling. his bad boy empire is crumbling because every cd is either a new biggie cd or a greatest hits cd. he just recycles things over and over. his clothing line is a rip off do not buy. $40dollars for a cheap t shirt that cost less than a dollar to make. this guy is a crook . oh yeah and kanye west is the new diddy they both love to sample music and both like to suck their own cocks. ha ha ha
Mar 30th, 2007
pdstuck
He’s a dick alright, but who isn’t.
Apr 1st, 2007
simpsonsistershavezerotalent
lol at the P.Zitty comment…this ego tripping fool means he can have tantric sex for thirty hours apparently it doesn’t involve much penetration…
Apr 2nd, 2007
mara
k, i had to comment on this… cuz i dont think u people understand what tantric sex is… its totally P. Ossible… it has a broader range of love making than just sex… dont be so shallow people
Jun 24th, 2007
norashunta c.jackson
hello p.diddy i am deaf my name is norashunta c.jackson nice meet u you so cute hotties i know about u i hear u new song on tv group girl rap
Mar 3rd, 2008
i hate p diddy
you know i really hate diddy i really do beleive hes the one who shot 2 pac i really really do because him and biggie were buds and 2 pac and shug night were bud …. but 2 pac and shug were enemies with biggie and diddy…i think diddy shot 2 pac then biggie didnt want anything to do with it so diddy shot him too, or shug night was so mad that he shot biggie for them shooting 2 pac….thats wat i stongly beleive
Jun 13th, 2008
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