Courtney Love Gets More Plastic Surgery
Singer Courtney Love has gone under the knife again in an attempt to look more “natural.” The Post-Chronicle reports:
Courtney Love has undergone a second rhinoplasty procedure to enlarge her nose and [have] her previously enlarged lips reduced. Courtney wrote on her blog: “I have my old nose back. I hated that nosejobby nose, it was like a little beak. I’ve had my nose fixed. It looks like the one God gave me so I’m happy not to have crazy lips and a crazy teensy unnatural little nose. All I care about is that my self esteem is limitless and intact, and that nothing and no situation affects my self esteem.”
So Courtney Love has self-esteem? How did that happen? I figured she was a self-mutilator always a bottle of whiskey away from blowing her own head off. You know, on account of the pastiness and ugliness and everything. All ugly people are self-destructive and suicidal, right? I wouldn’t really know, because I’m so fucking gorgeous. Seriously, this one time a little boy with epilepsy touched my face and he was healed. And I’m pretty such my vagina is a portal to immortality. Just ask my ex-husband — I fed him arsenic for a year straight and the bastard still didn’t die. Beauty as powerful as mine can be such a burden sometimes.
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
You are preaching to the choir sister. It’s just a fucking curse being so damn good looking.
Mar 30th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
You gals are better than Jesus Christ, and that cunt mother Teresa, I don’t know how you do it. But I digress, I agree that Mrs. Love should join her husband, like, pronto.
Mar 30th, 2007
abby
Thank you. My vagina also speaks seven languages and has a degree in organic chemistry.
Mar 30th, 2007
UgliestGuy
Vaginoplasty, rhinoplasty, WTF? Why is it soooo complicated with some women? Suddenly that group of beached whales isn’t looking too bad.
Mar 30th, 2007
Marilyn
Tralior Park Trash. Stars today are STARTRASH
Apr 14th, 2007
Sheila
I think she is goffy in the head.
She should have the money for all of this stuff after Kurt Cobain died, and she got all his money.
She disgusts me, and I think she was involved in his death.
She has always looked like an unattractive jewish girl to me.
Jul 7th, 2008
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