Pete Wentz shows you the manliest way to apply eye makeup. (Jossip)
Angelina Jolie is still prettier than you. (MollyGood)
Pete Doherty does rehab, take 5,935. (Celebitchy)
Who is the Sexiest Bastardly Woman in the World? (The Bastardly)
Kirsten Dunst’s sad boobies get a lift in “Spiderman 3.” (CelebSlam)
It’s common knowledge that only The Cure […]

Lindsay Lohan showed up at the Coachella Music Festival this weekend dressed like Waldo’s mongoloid cousin. His slutty mongoloid cousin. The one with the incontinence problem and a bad dye job and the low self-esteem. I couldn’t tell you first hand, because I don’t piss myself unless I’ve been drinking tequila, but […]

George O’Dowd, the singer better known as Boy George, was arrested over the weekend for kidnapping a hooker and “torturing him.” According to London’s The Daily Mail:
Boy George has been arrested [for] false imprisonment and assault. The former Culture Club front man allegedly kidnapped a 28-year-old Norwegian male escort early on Saturday morning. Boy […]

Apparently K-Fed didn’t make out with any of Britney Spears’ prostitute ensembles in the divorce settlement, because Brit seems to have an endless supply of fishnets and see-through tops. I like the bit of Victorian flair there at the neck. Classy. Kind of “Beethoven meets Meth Whore.” I also like […]

It’s been a good three or four days without seeing Victoria Beckham’s nipples, so here are approximately seventy-five pictures of Posh and her silver bullets to restore the natural order of things. She’s technically wearing a bra, yes, but my trusty neighborhood gang and I analyzed the photos in our clubhouse and determined […]

Carmen Electra in Russian FHM. (The Grumpiest)
Britney Spears’ beaver burns a hole in her fishnets. (Seriously? OMG)
More of Kirsten Dunst looking like ass. (ICYDK)
Petra Nemcova is yummy. (UseMyComputer)
Confirmed: Michelle Rodriguez is a lesbian. (Metadish)
Jenna Elfman believes TomKat is for real. (MollyGood)
Alec Baldwin tells Dora the Explorer she’s a […]

A warrant has been issued for Richard Gere’s arrest in India, citing his “obscene sexual behavior” at a rally in Delhi. According to Page Six :
An Indian court has ordered the arrest of Gere for “obscenity” after he repeatedly kissed her at an AIDS awareness rally in Delhi this month. The judge cited the […]

This may be the most boring fucking day ever recorded in the history of celebrity gossip. So, to spare you the ennui of some crazy running down Sandra Bullock’s husband or Alec Baldwin’s visit on “The View,” here’s a few pics of actress Kate Beckinsale in a bikini. She’s hot, so there’s […]

Actress Kate Bosworth pal-ed around with former model Helena Christensen at the Food Bank of New York Can-Do Awards Dinner, which I assume is some kind of combination dinner/food drive or else the place where beauty goes to die. Seriously, what the fuck? I used to be in love with Helena Christensen. […]

I was looking at these pictures of Britney Spears lumbering through Santa Monica yesterday, and I just couldn’t decide which part of her outfit was the sexiest. It’s like my genitals short-circuited and my brain shut down when I started thinking about it. Is it the silver dollar nipples staring down at the […]