Apr 2, 2007
Courtney Love in a Bikini
Newly “svelte” Courtney Love hit the beach last week in yet another unfortunately tiny bathing suit. I didn’t think anyone could steal the skin-to-spare crown from Star Jones, but as you can see, Courtney’s definitely in the running. Right behind the Australian Frilled Lizard and the Shar Pei. So much skin, so little surface area to cover!
More of Courtney and her never-ending epidermis after the jump.
24 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
Damn, and Kurt Cobain fucked that?
You neglected to mention the hairless cat.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d7/2_Sphynx_speeing.jpg
Apr 2nd, 2007
abby
Duly noted.
Apr 2nd, 2007
BarbadoSlim
She looks shittastic. You know what’s also shittastic? Killing your boyfriend, with a shotgun, to the head.
Apr 2nd, 2007
Sorceressss
Oh the horror….
Apr 2nd, 2007
trilbynhiss
Jeez, I’d wish she’d cover that mess in the middle! Her arms and legs look great, but what the hell is going on with her stomach area?!?
Apr 2nd, 2007
dede
Looks like liposuction…it will be fine with more situps
Apr 2nd, 2007
Texan
You can tell the all drugs shes done to numb the memory of killing Kurt Cobain has taken a huge toll on her body! She looks like she quit producing collagen years ago. I would never be seen in public looking that aweful!
Apr 2nd, 2007
Rey
Do not be fooled. This disgusting leftover skin is not a result of the huge drop in weight. (By the way, good job, Courtney!) The hanging skin represents the psychic shedding of her own soul after her husband was finally murdered. But, hon, you’re really looking so awesome for your age.
Apr 2nd, 2007
bionic bunny
dammit, when you pay that much for plastic surgery, you hope it turns out right.
this is obviously a botched attempt at removing the extra alien boobs. why? boobies are always good, aren’t they??
(p.s. my navy boy is finally home, REALLY home with his fiancee. i’m a happy camper!)
-the almighty bunny one
Apr 3rd, 2007
Taira
I give her credit for losing the weight. That skin won’t go away unless you have surgery. I know, I lost 30 lbs and my stomach looks just like hers.
You conspiracy theorists are nuts. Hey, look for Elvis lately? I heard he was at the McDonalds near Hollywood and Highland…swear!
Apr 3rd, 2007
BoBo
Yeah, it’s just liposuction residue. You have to wear this girdle thing for like 6 months after you get lipo, and also do some sit ups to tighten up. She clearly isn’t following orders.
By the by, Kurt Cobain was her husband, not her boyfriend. I don’t know why its so hard to believe that a depressed drug addict would commit suicide, but hey, to each his own.
Apr 3rd, 2007
Dr.
Her stomach is so terrifying, it’s distracted all of us from the EVIL PARROT perched on her bony shoulder, whispering its nefarious plans (or maybe just some old Rush lyrics) in her ear.
Apr 3rd, 2007
Anna Davis
This is why god made one-piece swimsuits.
Apr 3rd, 2007
scot
She looks exactly as she should. A dried up worn out anorectic crack slut. All that shit really does take it’s toll. Lesson for you kiddies out there–you too can look like 80 when you’re 40!!!
Apr 3rd, 2007
Erin
You know what’s REALLY shittastic BarbadoSlim? Idiots who believe every stoner rumor they read in High Times and/or Rolling Stone.
Apr 3rd, 2007
karuna
The MTV-flavored misogyny of the comments here are sad and alarming. Courtney Love is a 42 year old woman of high intensity. She’s lived hard and it shows, but she looks better than the average tub-o-lard church-going American hypocrit at that age. And the state of her belly just means that she’s had a baby… which is something that real women do sometimes. She has more sexual power, artistic chops, and personal integrity than ten screeching crowds of clueless, trend-following, studio-tanned, spring-break girls showing off their flawless brand-new boobs.
Apr 4th, 2007
holey1
well said Karuna. how can we believe anything we see in a photograph? so obviously could be photoshopped to make her look bad. Courtney rocks!
Apr 9th, 2007
Ivy
Geeez, some of you people are wicked. She looks pretty good for all the shit she has lived threw, whether she brought all hell upon herself (as we all do) or not. I give her credit for being a survivor. Do any of you NOT have shit in the closet? I am not Christian but Jesus had great things to teach and one was “he who has not sinned throw the first stone”. Come on people, why do you have to crusify others, to feel better about yourself?
Apr 15th, 2007
Queen of the Rodeo
Courtney killed Kurt, getting a f*cking grip!!!! Cobain talked about comitting suicide for years - the fame of Nirvana and a huge smack habit would push anyone over the edge….it’s just twisted Nirvana fans that can’t see things for what they really are, they can’t believe Kurt would take his own life…that’s just sad and deluded! R.I.P Kurt
And Courtney….she’s looks damn good for her age and if she wants to have plastic surgery then so be it, she has the money - why can’t people just be happy with their own lives rather than slating other folk!! LOSERS!
Apr 18th, 2007
Boonty
Wow! How’d she end up with Mick Jaggers body?
May 6th, 2007
Queen of the Rodeo
She couldn’t get any satisfaction when she was fat!
May 8th, 2007
Lana AuLani
Ok…First off…I figured out that Courtney killed Kurt long beofre I was a Nirvana fan. Anyone who has done enough research (or read the reports from the PI that COURTNEY HERSELF HIRED!) could figure that out… He injected himself with 3x the lethat dose of heroin, which would have immediatly incapacitated him, and then shot himself in the head with a shotgun that would have required the use of his toes…which were covered by fucking boots… Yea…I guess its possible…
and second off
Courtney has lived a long and productive life being a full time crack whore of a mother. The exess of skin on her stomach is normal for anyone her age who has undergone plastic surgery.
May 9th, 2007
Queen of the Rodeo
^^^^^^^ Absolute pish! Maybe you need to do a bit more investigating love!
May 10th, 2007
Yay!
OMG! She looks AWFUL!
I dont give a damn if she killed Kurt or not.. the thing is that her stomach looks horrible. Why don’t she one a tankini or a full body swimsuit? She is skinny and a full body one should look great on her.
And yes, she had a child .. 14 years ago! So she should make some exercise!
Jul 15th, 2007
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