Apr 4, 2007
Halle Berry Loves Herself
Halle Berry making sweet love to her new star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is about as close to a Halle lesbian sex fantasy as you’re going to come today. Kind of disappointing, unless you count that time I made out with the TV when I was watching “Catwoman.” I guess it was more “passionately licking the screen and moaning” than actually “making out with Halle,” but it was still pretty hot, baby. I made a videotape of it to show all my friends.
More of Narcissus dry humping her star after the jump.
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oshkosh
Stupid halfrican.
Apr 4th, 2007
Osbourne Black
What a waste of good flesh.
Apr 4th, 2007
beerdotcom182
The more she tries to be sexy, the less sexy she becomes. She loses any and all sexiness when she opens her mouth (to speak).
Apr 4th, 2007
oshkosh
She’s the mulatto Sharon Stone.
Apr 4th, 2007
abby
I like the old be-spectacled white man she’s groping.
Apr 4th, 2007
Zell
Yeah, I don’t mind being the odd one out here. I think she’s gorgeous here. I especially like the third one up of her reclined. Love Sam Jackson in that last one too, he looks great.
The old guy is just having the best day ever!
Apr 4th, 2007
bionic bunny
that title was very disappointing, abby. i was expecting something completely NSFW.
i’m so straight i topple over in a light breeze, but halle is on my list. can’t tell you a thing she’s acted in. i kind of lose track….
hey, its spring, and you know us bunnies will hump anything. laying those damn eggs really sucks, though.
the evil one
Apr 4th, 2007
bionic bunny
slap me twice and call me sally.
dammit, i MEANT i’m channeling the “evil me” all this week.
Apr 4th, 2007
Chickadee
She is sooo overrated, she was like 3rd runner up in Miss USA. That was before she got her nose fixed!
Apr 5th, 2007
bionic bunny
HEY! i would have WON miss USA, but protesters mistook my lovely fur coat for, uh, a fur coat??
i’m so misunderstood.
Apr 5th, 2007
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