Paris and Nicole Promote Celibacy, Sobriety
You know what would make a more convincing anti-drug campaign than the “This is your brain on drugs — any questions?” bit? Seeing what crystal meth has done to Nicole Richie’s face. Holy shit. It’s like she aged twenty fucking years in the space of a few months. Yikes. And Paris Hilton could be the face of “the vagina that couldn’t say no.” Or “this is your face after a lifetime on your back. And knees. Any questions?” She looks more like Alice the Goon from Popeye with every passing day. Must be a side effect of all the random dick. Really, if these two uggos don’t scare your daughters chaste and sober, then nothing will. You might want to go ahead and invest in a chastity belt and a detox program and save yourself a little time.
More of the Goon and Meth-Face promoting “The Simple Life” after the jump
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dragulf
More proof Celebs can’t read either. Oh, another contract? OK, where do I sign?
Apr 11th, 2007
litelysalted
Hey Abbs,
Finding a reference image of Alice the Goon is harder than you’d think, huh? I needed one awhile back (long story) and that toy was the best I could come up with, too. What the crap is that about?
Apr 11th, 2007
RichPort
In other news, RichPort launches comprehensive anti-weed smoking campaign. Entire world calls bullshit on that too.
Apr 11th, 2007
cosmin
Big news Paris has a new boyfriend
he looks like drunk guy
http://www.girlsallaround.us/paris-hilton-new-boyfriend/
Apr 11th, 2007
oshkosh
Watching Paris and Nicole make out would be one notch above watching Jennifer Connolly make out with Anna Nicole’s corpse. In case you were curious.
Apr 11th, 2007
oshkosh
Jennifer Connelly?
Apr 11th, 2007
oshkosh
You know, that ugly bitch.
Apr 11th, 2007
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