Apr 12, 2007
Matt McConaughey Can Suck His Own Dick
Here it is, ladies: the official end to our ubiquitous “pussy power.” I present photographic evidence that autonomous fellatio is now a very real possibility. Matthew McConaughey can pretend he’s stretching and into yoga or whatever sissy new age crap he’s touting now, but I know from experience that your don’t get a penis that close to your mouth and not expect to get hosed down with semen. Even if you’re just using it as a microphone for your karaoake rendition of Styx’s “Lady.”
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Here’s my take on this whole “auto-fellation” controversy.
A guy gets lonely sometimes dammit! …
Apr 12th, 2007
abby
Is that what drives them to kill?
Apr 12th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Abby, how do I put this….hmmmm how do I say I’d kill you for a pack’o smokes, without coming off as some sort of sicko?
So, no, killing comes from a different place.
Apr 12th, 2007
abby
I call that place “Delilah,” and she speaks French and doesn’t trust men and only comes out when I’m scared.
Apr 12th, 2007
RichPort
Matt McConaughey Can Suck His Own Dick… but he prefers other dicks!
Thank you! I’ll be here all week…
Apr 12th, 2007
jbrader
All I have to say is that you have a lot of faith in the length of Matt’s doodle.
Apr 12th, 2007
LivewireT
I’ve read that Ron Jeremy can suck his own also. Anyone else heard this?
Apr 13th, 2007
paris
>> I’ve read that Ron Jeremy can suck his own also. Anyone else heard this?
Yes. That’s how he got his nickname.
Apr 13th, 2007
Stan
I saw and used to have the video of ron jeremy sucking himself off…it was a video with Seka where she meets him in a movie warehouse…back in the early ’80’s it was cool but now with the heavy anal and head during anal it is not so ground breaking!
Apr 16th, 2007
jay
I can suck my own as well since i was 12 i love it no 1 is better than me for sucking lol
May 28th, 2007
Art
i saw a video when ron jeremy picks up two prostitutes and he takes them to hotel and at the of watching them he licks his own dick
Sep 17th, 2008
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