Apr 12, 2007
Quickies: Throw Pillows
Jared Leto’s new movie is a serial killer flick for the People magazine demographic. (Pajiba)
Another day, another Paris Hilton upskirt. (Seriously? OMG)
Joanna Krupa is a real patriot. (UseMyComputer)
Halle Berry and her boyfriend dress alike. (ICYDK)
Joe Francis is going to prison. (BWE)
Don Imus meets his match — the racist sofa. (Metadish)
Alessandra Ambrosio poses for your viewing pleasure. (Yeeeah! Forums)
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
assman
i want to touch boobies
Apr 12th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
How does Jared Leto keep gettin’ work!?!?!
Oh, wait, he auditions on his knees.
Apr 13th, 2007
leash
assman you are a walking contradiction of yourself
Apr 14th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Where the hell’s Abby?
Sure, hope she’s not neatly folded in the trunk of a car somewhere near Georgia.
Who’ll take care of the site?
Apr 14th, 2007
Dragulf
Barbado, I think Abby would consider that a vacation.
Abby, I hope you’re OK hun!
Apr 15th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Ok, this is just too much. Where the hell’s Abby? I propose we get some professionals on this right away. Like the LAPD, let them go down there, and beat up on some black folk ’til they get to the bottom of this mystery.
Apr 16th, 2007
abby
Here I am, boys! I was in a trunk in Georgia, since you mentioned it, but that’s not why I didn’t post Friday. The guest editor who was supposed to fill in for me fucking flaked. I hate being left like that with my vagina in my hand and looking like an idiot. Sure, my vagina would probably have been in my hand at some point today anyway, but still. It’s the principle of the thing.
Apr 16th, 2007
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