Cameron Diaz Pokies
Unfortunate victims of cystic acne and rosacea: showing people your nipples is a sure-fire way to distract from ruddy, pock-marked skin. If you aren’t in a strip club or Europe or some other place where bare bosoms are embraced, you could just wear a thin shirt and no bra. Like Cameron Diaz here, for example. It was a full fifteen seconds of staring at her wonky nips before I noticed that it looked like she’d misted her face with hydrochloric acid and then scrubbed it off with a Brillo pad. Another easy diversion from embarrassing skin flare-ups is growing a beard or getting a face transplant. Of course, they take a little more time, so if you’re in a hurry or averse to seven hour surgeries you should just show your nipples. You can’t go wrong with boobies!
More of Cammie’s pokies after the jump
“Candy” and Justin Timberlake were made for each other. Too bad they broke up. Here’s to hoping they never find love again.
I just have a hunch you could braid her pubes into cornrows. She doesn’t strike me as a shaver.
I’m more distracted by her giant jutting clavicle than her nips.
A Big Giant Yuck!
HIDEOUS!
In the last pic, that guy looks like a Walberg….or maybe it’s just me.
What about the 47 visible sinews in her exposed neck/shoulder area? That’s fucking HOT>
Hehehehe Pointy Nipples
Quoting abby, “What about the 47 visible sinews in her exposed neck/shoulder area?” That just grossed me out more than her nipples poking out! That bag must be putting alot of strain on her arm…….