Larry Birkhead a Gay?
Just when you thought that “As Anna Nicole Turns” had finally come to an end with the revelation of baby Dannielynn’s true father, a shady new character emerges to foil the male lead and boost sagging ratings. Stay tuned, because former male model Kerrick Ross is telling the tabloids that he regularly made man-love to one Larry Birkhead. The National Enquirer reports:
[Kerrick and Birkhead] met in Louisville around mid-2000 when Birkhead was a struggling real estate agent. “We were together for about two months and had sex eight to 10 times, always at my apartment. He often spent the whole night with me. I had been ‘out’ for a long time, but Larry was not out of the closet - and he was terrified about his [devout Southern Baptist] family finding out. Larry didn’t consider himself gay. He was more comfortable saying he was bi-sexual. I never knew him to go out with women when we were together, but I found out after we broke up that he had been seeing women.”
A little twist on an old soap opera staple: the revealed affair. Usually the adultery is committed with a best friend, or the sibling or parent of the wronged spouse, but that’s what makes this show so unique. The unexpected and innovative plot turns. Like that one episode where Anna Nicole plays a clown and Howard Stern plays the devil, for example. You didn’t see that one coming. And for that matter, there aren’t enough clowns on daytime television anymore, what with all the bigotry and hatred directed at circus folk and carnies. We have feelings too, you know. If you prick me, do I not bleed? If you tickle me, do I not laugh? If you throw a cream pie at me, do I not chase you down and beat you with a prop chicken until Esmerelda the bearded lady finishes her gypsy curse on you? I thought so. Underneath all the face paint and unisex beards, we’re just as human as you.
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14 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dragulf
OK! WEEKLY = gay.
Apr 18th, 2007
so what
Where was this guy months ago when Larry started his fight for his daughter, he waits until he thinks Larry might have some money and now he comes out with this crock, the National Enquirer, give me a break. I’ll believe it when Larry tells it..Either way I still think he will make a great dad to Dannielynn..Sounds like Virgie may be behind this.
Apr 18th, 2007
Osbourne Black
“As Anna Nicole Turns” over in her grave I suppose.
Apr 18th, 2007
Jan Carlisle
Yes this is not true. Someone make this up the day before court.
Apr 19th, 2007
RichPort
HA! That little girl has a face like “Back off Queenie! You ain’t gettin’ my money!”
Apr 19th, 2007
bionic bunny
he gots a PURTY mouf!
SQUEEEEAAAALLL!!!
Apr 19th, 2007
Bahhhhhh
Nothing surprises me anymore with this saga. I just hope the Bahamas judge makes a GOOD checks and balances decision tomorrow because none of these people are what they seem.
I suppose someone will wind up a transvestite tomorrow. You’ll see!
Apr 20th, 2007
d. c.
Maybe larry and howard are working things out too well? ew
Apr 20th, 2007
Chris Checkman
I never understood why anyone paid any attention to Anna Nicole Smith when she was alive, as she was just another dumbshit cokewhore golddigger with an agenda she and her clammy-handed handlers could peddle through the media to idiots seemingly starved for new tabloid kindling to burn at the altar of fake celebrities designed for the modern digital/disposable fads which now pass for pop culture– but so what? The same morons that now hang onto every Brangelina tidbit once held Anna Nicole aloft as well–only to drop her until she once again became somehow interesting.
And, truth be told, the most interesting thing she ever did was not marrying a 400 year old drooling billionaire– she only became interesting when she finally just crawled off and died.
Hey, as much as I hate fake celebrities and their blight on modern internet-based pop culture, I never wished her to be dead. Okay, maybe a few times, or a few dozen; but, let’s face it, she was a stupid brainless attention-seeking cum dumpster who tried to pattern herself on another vapid spooge spitoon from years ago (Marilyn Monroe), and wound up meeting roughly the same fate, minus the possible involvement of anyone named Kennedy….
Alberto Gonzalez. The troop surge in Iraq. That crazy dipshit shooter at Virginia Tech, etc….
With all the hardcore crazy shit going on in the world, we’re STILL talking about that bloated corpse idiot and those shadowy vultures that populated her bizarre little world? WHY?
Because America loves a good trainwreck, that’s why. Sure,our morbid fascination with the temporarily rich and famous pseudo-celebrities also explains why the rest of the world hates this country; but why deal with that when we can ponder the big question before us?
The question here is whether Birkhead gave Birk-”head” to some money-grubbing male stripper shit he might’ve fucked way back when. Let’s even assume that the ‘facts’ in the Enquirer story are true, and that Birkhead would usually spend the night with Stripper Guy…
WHO THE FUCK CARES?! AND WHY SHOULD IT MATTER?!!!!!
Maybe the story is false; but(t)…maybe it is true. Whatever the eventual outcome, the only reasonable response would be “who gives a shit?”.
Who gives a shit if he likes dick? Will he be a good father to such a cursed child?
Hey, I have no idea as to whether the story is true or just another instance of someone wanting to get famous instantly by interjecting themselves into a story. I just know this…
Whatever his sexual background/predilictions/wants/base desires/etc., Larry Birkhead has been determined (by science– sorry Bible-beaters!, but science far outweighs remedial superstition…..) to be the little girl’s father. As such, whatever he is about on his own free time has nothing to do with how good a parent he will be– so I hope he will be let off the hook, and allowed to try and find a normal enough life with the daughter that is just as much his as it was Anna Nicole’s…..
Sure, we all know that–at some point– this modern day Kato Kaelin is gonna somehow either fuck up, do something unscrupulous, try and make a quick buck off the situation or maybe even try and sell the child on the internet; but, until that day comes, he deserves the same benefit of doubt we’d give to any shady semi-celebrity in his position. And maybe this won’t turn out so bad after all. I mean, so far Francis Bean Cobain seems to have turned out all right; and I am sure Larry Birkhead won’t be near the disaster of a mom Courtney Love is….
As an added bonus, if Dannielynn makes it to 18, I’m sure Larry could get an ‘insider’ discount from Stripper Guy to perform at the birthday party.
Apr 21st, 2007
anonymous
This explains his plastic surgery!!!
Apr 22nd, 2007
Milo
It is obvious that this guy was no 100% MAN. Too many signs. I wondered whether he was a 15 year old in disguise or a gay man. Then he has made the blunder of his life- he has now hooked up with Stern; for this he is going to lose most of the support he has had over the past 12 months! he has made many of his supporters feel like a fool !
Apr 30th, 2007
cindy colburn
why would anyone so stupid wanna tell this on larry now when every thing u see hes making a great father all the real gay man really wants is some money from larry well i dont feel like larry owes him anything if he was with him apparently the gay guy was’nt any good or larry wouldnt go to women your a good man larry hold your head high and dont worry what people say i think your sexy and your daughter is her dad made over good luck in life with dannielynn and your family
love,cindy in wynne ar.
Jun 7th, 2007
Dick
It shouldn’t matter who Larry Birkhead chooses to go to bed with. He deserves his privacy just like everyone else does. To all the haters out there, how would like it if someone told persoanl stories about you in a coast-to-coast newspaper? You wouldn’t be laughing then.
Sep 10th, 2007
anonymous
I am also a native of Louisville, Kentucky and I slept with Kerrick Ross back in 2003, about three or four times.
May 18th, 2008
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