Apr 18, 2007
Victoria Beckham Wears a Bra
I never thought I would see the day when Victoria Beckham would actually wear a bra. Something has to be wrong here, or possibly photoshopped. Victoria Beckham, and covered nipples? I just haven’t figured it out yet. It’s like that time I saw that picture of Paris Hilton nose-deep in a copy of Dostoyevsky’s “The Brothers Karamazov. ” It made no fucking sense whatsoever. Then I realized she was just doing lines off one of the pages like the stupid twat she’d always been and we all had a good laugh over scones and some Colt 45.
More unchartered Posh territory after the jump
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Becks looks like he’s been wearing a bar. Dude looks seriously hung over. As for his wife, oink.
Apr 18th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Wow, you must be psychic, or a stalker?
A scone and a 40 ouncer of Colt 45 is exactly what I had for breakfast this morning.
About Victoria. Plastic or not, I would hit that with everything I have. She’s still my favorite Spice Slut.
Apr 18th, 2007
Sorceressss
Mmmmmm David Beckham, I wish I could have him for breakfast. YUMMY!
Apr 18th, 2007
titsinthebox
when is their sex tape coming out
Apr 18th, 2007
abby
So, is Vidal Sassoon responsible for Posh’s new do, or was it Boy George?
Apr 18th, 2007
beerdotcom182
I think it was Tony Hawk. Isn’t that a “skater flop”?
Apr 18th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
I prefer my scones with a 40 of Panther Malt Liquor, it just, enhances the flavor of the scones like nothing else. It also adds a touch of class.
As for plastic tits beckham, if it wasn’t for her grotesque mammaries she’d have nothing to set her apart from your average mutt, as in dog, she uuuuuuuuuuugly.
Apr 18th, 2007
Sorceressss
I wonder if she got a bowl of soup with that haircut? ok, ok I know OLD joke…. Sorry
Apr 18th, 2007
Tine
Becks is hot.
Apr 20th, 2007
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