Paris Hilton’s Number All Yours Now
Conflicting reports surfaced last Friday claiming that Lindsay Lohan’s MySpace and Blackberry accounts had been hacked. Although her publicist claims it was a hoax, former beauty queen Shanna Moakler seemed pretty sure it was in fact the real Lindsay’s private account, because she posted the following on her own MySpace:
and since there are 2 little girls with to much time on their hands and no one to love them… id like to share my “hacked” info as well. ive tried to disassociate myself from both these parties for some time now and like a fungus they wont go away.
Paris Hilton: princessph@mycingular.blackberry.net
310-801-0148djllohan@tmail.com (cause we like to pretend we are people we will never be talented enough to be)
Lindsey Lohan: labellavita7@tmo.blackberry.net
Bear in mind that Shanna is 32 and Lindsay and Paris are in their twenties. Three grown-ass women behaving like a bunch of fucking eighth-graders. The only reason I even decided to post this drivel now is because the phone number listed on Shanna’s MySpace actually belongs to Paris Hilton. No hoax about it — give Ms. Hilton a jingle and listen to the message. She won’t answer your call, but it’s worth it to finally get to call Paris Hilton a “fucking useless piece of shit” yourself. You know, instead of having to write all those pissy letters to your senator or mailing her those bits of the hedgehog you scraped off the interstate. Roadkill doesn’t exactly have a shelf life, you know. Unless you vacuum-seal it and put it in the freezer — then it can last for weeks!
67 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
I tried ringing up that number. All I got was a recording saying, “At the tone, the time will be 4:15 and 20 seconds …Beeeeep.”
Apr 23rd, 2007
abby
She must have changed her message. Call it again in an hour and see if it still says it’s going to be 4:15 again.
Apr 23rd, 2007
Osbourne Black
Strange! I just called it again and a different voice said it was 3:15 and 20 seconds …Beeeeep.
Apr 23rd, 2007
Dragulf
Great, maybe if I get Paris pregnant, I too can live like K-Fed!!
Apr 23rd, 2007
bionic bunny
mmmmm. hedgehog.
which begs the question: why would you waste perfectly good hedgehog parts on paris hilton?
Apr 23rd, 2007
Dragulf
Shanna knows a lot about fungus.
Apr 23rd, 2007
Paragon
Called the number and it kept ringing and then eventually the line went dead.
Apr 23rd, 2007
Erik
the damn mailbox was full. astonishing, right?
Apr 24th, 2007
RichPort
And there you have it folks, proof positive that David Copperfield isn’t the only trick in Hollywood.
Apr 24th, 2007
your mom
all it said to me was someone daying…. weee booop…. some gibberish.
whatever
=)
Apr 24th, 2007
Marius
Answer machine’s full. Dammit! I won’t get a chance to show Paris how much I love her ass!
Apr 25th, 2007
The Doctor
DBD is a a big gay knobber
Apr 25th, 2007
Jack
I have called her with my cell phone and the only thing I´ve heard is beeb, beep, beep
Apr 25th, 2007
HaXoR
lol i heard her and she’s pissed ,. but anyways it was funny
Apr 25th, 2007
Johnny Broke
That could be my neighbour’s dog’s teaspoon’s chillistick’s number for all i care. What a stoopid blog.
Apr 28th, 2007
melissa
is this really it
Apr 29th, 2007
Lucas Moretti
Hey everybody, yes that was paris hilton real blackberry lnie, but shes currently using a different number. thanx
May 1st, 2007
Claire
When i called it said there is a problem in compliting ur call has dield please check the number and try again later
May 2nd, 2007
nathan
This sucked the cock of paris hilton. I couldn’t get anything because her mailbox was full.
May 9th, 2007
Lynette
i’m only 11 and i love paris hilton shes my role model my mum dsont like her and i want to know if it is really her
May 22nd, 2007
Christie
Lynette,
you’re so weird. How can you idolize and idiot? She gets DUI’s all the time, she’s rude to everyone and cries about whatever. You’re too young to know a bad thing when u see it. I hope you grow up.
Jun 3rd, 2007
Breeza
I rang the numba and It’s Like Hi the person you are callin is unavailable and then someone came on and their like stop ringin me otha wise ill sue your ass i was like shit and hung up.
Jun 6th, 2007
H. Hernandez
Any has Lindsay Lohan phone numbers?
Jun 16th, 2007
Sarah
Lynette-
your role model??? HA!
saying paris hilton is a role model
is like saying Michael Jackson isn’t into little boys.
According to dictionary.com…
role model
n. A person who serves as a model in a particular behavioral or social role for another person to emulate.
If you want to go make a sex tape, do lots of drugs and end up in jail… be my guest.
Jul 3rd, 2007
caleb clevenger
Hey you guys. right now she is staying in texas. her number right now is 817-528-0789.. Her secretary Brett wise picks up the phone but then gives it to her if it’s really important..
Jul 6th, 2007
3six mafia
u dum asses its 407-929-4074,shes on orlando picking up her new Iphone,y u asses r so desperate 4 her dam number
Sep 14th, 2007
blake
whats the number in australia
Sep 14th, 2007
eric
Paris’ real number is 323 909 2789
Sep 22nd, 2007
eric
Sorry I got the number wrong its 323 908 2789 hit that number up
Sep 23rd, 2007
eric
Please don’t call that number(323 909 2789) that’s my number not paris hiltons
Sep 23rd, 2007
ady
My love you ar very nice
Oct 10th, 2007
ady
i”m from rumeinia meibi you giv you -email adres
Oct 10th, 2007
Taratoga
you guys are losers! anyone who decides to chase paris hitlon around is a low life! i no what its like to be chased or be obessesd with just becasue of money. get over yourselves.
Oct 14th, 2007
Alex
I got her real number but cant give it to anyone because everyone will be buging her!! just ask me if you want it only 1 persion.
Nov 9th, 2007
alex
paris hilton number is 1-509-217-5125 i call but it was her vocie mail.
Nov 17th, 2007
Carl
Real number?????????
No fucking wayz! Dont believe you
Nov 21st, 2007
Britney
That bitches number is 940 859 6037!!! SHE RUINED MY LIFE!!!!!! Her and that other slut!
she also has another phone… 817 681 9976.
There yall go…
Love, Britney
Nov 22nd, 2007
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Nov 23rd, 2007
Dominick
hey guys that 817 number brittant gave out is not paris number it is my cell number i live in fort worth so i appreciate that you guys dont call it.. thanks…
Nov 30th, 2007
Martin
The number that Eric posted. Is not paris’s its mine. I came opon this website when a friend of mine told me my number was posted on this website. Can you gives not call that number its mine not Paris’ number. I’d appriciate it. Thanks =]
Dec 4th, 2007
PelePainleday
I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well. But it was interesting! Look for some my links:
Dec 17th, 2007
ashtin lete
hey Pairs you are my bigist fan i think you are the best ever any way my name is ashtin lete i live in gero wer do u live? im just guessing HOLLYWOOD and way g2g. bye
p.s i would love to meet you one day.
from ashtin
Jan 6th, 2008
tammy
woow! none of these numbers work you idiots! i called all of them and a man answerd….wooow…get a life and stop posting wrong things!!!!!
Jan 11th, 2008
Martin
STOP CALLING THE NUMBER THAT ERIC POSTED, THAT IS MINE. I ALLREADY CALLED THE POLICE ON ONE PERSON AND I WILL KEEP DOING IT IF YOU DONT STOP!!!! THIS IS REALLY EFFECTING MY CALLS…
Jan 17th, 2008
Perry
the fuckin mailbox was fuckin full and paris is so fuckin hot and her pussy is a ass of of SHIT FOO!
Jan 20th, 2008
hiltonboy
I love Paris Hilton so much and think it is good for a girl to idolise her se is one of the nicest people I know and ive known her since I was 11 so be nice youskrewups
Jan 25th, 2008
Shanon
YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL LAME!!!
Feb 1st, 2008
Sabrina
paris’s real number is 217 7434 geez
k. cool beans
Feb 2nd, 2008
juliana
MiNE JUST SIAD”MA NAME iS BUBU” LOL iDK!!!
Feb 3rd, 2008
Pinkey
This is her mothers phone number and was working as of January 2008.On ocasion Paris is at this number 1-858-722-1636.
Feb 3rd, 2008
NOT PARIS HILTONS PHONE NUMBER
Please do not call the phone number from Pinkey’s comment above. It is not Paris Hilton’s Phone Number
Feb 9th, 2008
omg.....u stupid paris haters
omg….Paris is a person to,most of u losers hav went to parties and clubs b 4 and come on b realistic,9 out of 10 of u have been to jail.c she is just lik u i agree that she is not a good rolemodel but she is trying.
-JessaLee
Feb 11th, 2008
margaux
i called.. and they said the mailbox was too full, and it was like “the mailbox belonging to..” and it was a guys voice saying “my name is bubbaa”
haha dead serious.
Feb 11th, 2008
Marissa
I called her and she answered and said wat i could hear the poerozze behind her she said stop calling and i said i love you and shes loke so i dont care stop calling me GOD!
Feb 27th, 2008
Marissa
I called her and she answered and said wat i could hear the poerozze behind her she said stop calling and i said i love you and shes loke so i dont care stop calling me GOD!
Feb 27th, 2008
lucy
i think u r all pathtic freaks y the hell r u wantin paris’s mob num i would just leave her alon and all of yu’s is so gullable they r all fake so grow up get a life
Feb 28th, 2008
Paris Lohan
Hi all, This is Paris Lohan and my new number is 713-289-9977 - I am staying at The Hilton in Downtown Houston, TX
Call me, let’s make a video…
Mar 22nd, 2008
jhon shaed
hi
i am hilton big fan
holton have msn or something??
Apr 4th, 2008
John Doe
AS OF TODAY I GOT PARIS HILTONS REAL PHONE NUMBER, HOME IS 830-279-8089 BUT WHEN THE GUY AWNSERS SAY WHAT TIME IS IT TRUST ME
Apr 5th, 2008
hiltonboy
look this is rely hilton number:http://www.tollfreeforwarding.com/paris-phone-numbers.html
Apr 6th, 2008
ladybowwow
If ya’ll wanna talk to Bow Wow. call (816) 861-1797 and ask for Shad Moss. he will most likely not answer but have sumbodii else do it. TRY IT!!!
Apr 7th, 2008
ramzi
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Apr 24th, 2008
ramzi
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Apr 25th, 2008
king grant van dyk.
what da fuck. if that paris hiltons number we wood not know it. thanks your arab bich.
May 10th, 2008
mustafa zebdiyeh
my number is 714-709-9671
May 12th, 2008
laura
dear readers i have paris hiltons real number its 1 310 801 0148 call it thanks
Jul 27th, 2008
Sheldon Fuentes
You are so beautiful, i want to meet you, by the way heres my number 09097641935,,,,, i’m from the philippines,,,,, i’m a big fan of yours,,,,,, i live in Kalibo,Aklan Philippines,,,,,,, i love you,,,,,,,
can you go here in the philippines?
if you no boyfriend can i be the one?
Aug 10th, 2008
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