India Hates Richard Gere
A warrant has been issued for Richard Gere’s arrest in India, citing his “obscene sexual behavior” at a rally in Delhi. According to Page Six :
An Indian court has ordered the arrest of Gere for “obscenity” after he repeatedly kissed her at an AIDS awareness rally in Delhi this month. The judge cited the duo’s “highly sexually erotic” behavior. Gere is no longer in India and his rep had no comment. Gere insists he was only re-enacting a scene from his movie “Shall We Dance” to connect with the crowd, and while the kiss went “a little overboard,” it wasn’t obscene. The “crime” carries a maximum of two years in the slammer.
At least in the “sexually erotic criminal” section of the slammer, Gere can swap the coked-up gerbils for all the Indian butt sex he can handle. That said, I still can’t figure out why India isn’t at the forefront of technological advances and progressivism. It could so be a super power, if you just overlooked the famine and disease and poverty and the general belief that eight-armed fairies and leprechaun cows bring AIDS to the people. Plus, India has a bountiful supply of “cheap labor” and “$1 prostitutes,” which is almost as effective as our “Navy” and “steel mills.” I’d probably start by changing their national slogan from “India — Where Science Stagnates and Disease Flourishes!” to “India — Why the Hell Not?” It would look nice on a t-shirt. Right underneath a cartoon picture of Uncle Sam with his pants around his ankles, giving the thumps up and taking a big India-shaped dump.
18 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
It’s all due to Scientology ladies and gentlemen. It clouds the mind. Blame the whole incident on L. Ron Hubbard.
Apr 27th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Even though, on general principle, I’m glad for any situation that puts Gere in the position of getting sodomized, I cannot get over how fucked up this shit is.
India, find yourselves something productive to do, jeeeeeez.
Apr 27th, 2007
RichPort
I thought Gere, well you know, was a gerbil/ empty paper towel tube kinda guy? At least the chick he accosted could give Jesus wood. Yea, I said it…
Apr 27th, 2007
ohreally?
I just wanted to holla and say that this site has some of the best writing of all the gossip sites, PERIOD. Fucking keep ON keepin ON!
Apr 27th, 2007
WeRNotThisStupid
What misinformation you spread? ” India hates Richard Gere”. ” India has issued a warrant …. ” It’s a small town judge in a very large country.Chill guys. In a country of about a billion people and hundreds of towns and cities a few dozen rascals go out burning effigies on the streets of no more than four towns and the media there screams ‘ The Kiss that Shocked India ‘ or - ” Protests Rock India ” . Indians including Shilpa Shetty ( the actress in question ) didn’t care much about it. And please stop asking people to respect our ‘ conservative ‘ culture. We ain’t no Saudi Arabia. We gave the world the Kamasutra, the sculptures of Khajuraho, the raunchy Bollywood movies and the annual Kingfisher Swimsuit Calendar ( scantier clothed models than those in Victoria’s Secret’s calendar )
Apr 27th, 2007
RichPort
WeRNotThisStupid? Your name betrays you. Ok fine, it’s not your name so much as that… (snif snif)… do I smell curry? Name ONE Bollywood flick with boobs displayed…
That’s what I thought.
Apr 27th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Whoa there Hadji, you guys also killed Gandhi. So that makes you a bunch of no good cow worshiping murderers with very strong ties to Al-Queada.
Apr 27th, 2007
sonya
WeRNotThisStupid,
Don’t you have some acid throwing to do on those damn Untouchables? Gotta keep those filthy outcasts down.
Apr 27th, 2007
WeRNotThisStupid
Sonya and the other idiots,
Yes just as much as you go around raping and murdering lil girls. Or your students go shooting fellow unarmed students in class. We get a lot of your news here too. Retards.
Apr 27th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
You killed Gandhi, end of discussion.
Apr 28th, 2007
WeRNotThisStupid
You killed Kennedy, Lincoln, MLK and hundreds of lil girls.
Apr 28th, 2007
sonya
Yes, at least people get PUNISHED here for raping and killing women and “lil” girls.
Apr 28th, 2007
Osbourne Black
I can go for a nice BEEF steak right about now. Mmm! COWS taste good.
Apr 28th, 2007
bionic bunny
ladies and gents:
i hearby anounce the beginning of TROLL season! clean them shotguns, y’all!!!
Apr 29th, 2007
leelilee
Hey now, I didn’t kill anyone..
Apr 29th, 2007
sonya
Beef! It’s what’s for dinner!
Apr 29th, 2007
Dragulf
Would YOU want to regenerate after the trauma of being shoved up his ass? No wonder India hates him.
Apr 30th, 2007
RichPort
Indians taste great with some good buffalo meat on an open fire right outside their teepees. Wha..? What do you mean not those kind opf Indians? My bad… Look, Mr. Failed-to-make-a-point-WeRNotThisStupid, there are only two kinds of Indian girls and that’s it, just two: drop dead oh my fucking god I need to go feed my non-Indian wife some motherfucking curried goat because no one should be allowed to be so fucking beautiful and rail thin with huge tits and a fat ass Indians, and the rest, mustached, hairy at age 6, color of cow dung, slumped over with brown teeth Indian women with their guts hanging out of their saris and talon lengthed toenails in sandals in the fucking winter. The latter composes about 69% of your female population. So shut the fuck up, answer my fucking customer service questions while pretending your name is Phil or Daisy, and ignore the vast misogyny, antiquated caste system and fucking with the entire fucking world with your nuclear brinksmanship. Wrong fucking blog asshole.
Apr 30th, 2007
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