Kate Beckinsale in a Bikini
This may be the most boring fucking day ever recorded in the history of celebrity gossip. So, to spare you the ennui of some crazy running down Sandra Bullock’s husband or Alec Baldwin’s visit on “The View,” here’s a few pics of actress Kate Beckinsale in a bikini. She’s hot, so there’s that, but that bikini still sucks. Camouflage with a pink studded belt? She looks like she should be skipping out on her algebra homework to catch another episode of “That’s So Raven” and making friendship bracelets and baby-sitting clubs with her girlfriends. Or perhaps this is some kind of trick to make you think about porking an eleven year old girl. And that, madam, is morally reprehensible. Unless she kept pulling up those bottoms and wiggling her ass and just asking for it. I’m not a lawyer, but I’m pretty sure that’s the legal definition of the word ‘consensual.’
More of Kate in her bikini after the jump
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
litelysalted
Whelp… Looks like I’ve found my new “bulimia porn.” But who is that guy she’s with? He’s got the most no-ass ass I’ve seen since Hank Hill.
Apr 27th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
I know this dude that passes himself off as an attorney and he says that he could successfully argue that your definition of consensual is, like, totally right. He also steals and sells women’s underwear from J.C. Penney’s on the side.
Apr 27th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Casper, the friendly ghost,
The friendliest ghost you know.
Though grown-ups might
Look at him with fright,
The children all love him so.
He always says hello (Hello),
and he’s really glad to meetcha.
Wherever he may go,
He’s kind to every living creature.
Grown-ups don’t understand
Why children love him the most.
But kids all know
That he loves them so,
Casper the friendly ghost.
Apr 27th, 2007
RichPort
I guess boy parts aren’t just for boys anymore. It’s evolution and shit…
Apr 27th, 2007
Hugh
Albino, shapeless and flat! Pass!
Apr 27th, 2007
Jae
The guy is Les Wiseman her husband and director of the Underworld movies. ( useless info)
Apr 27th, 2007
Jae
Len Wiseman* sorry
Apr 27th, 2007
Buns and Chou Chou
Weird bikini.
Apr 27th, 2007
katsy
hideous.
when i saw the headline of this entry, i thought its contents would excite me at least a little.
what a sore disappointment.
Apr 28th, 2007
Dimitri
to katsy, and look at these come on… the paparazzi were fucking hiding in a bush or some shit
Jan 25th, 2008
Dimitri
wow they blocked out a plus sign on this dumb site, well anyway I ment it I agree with katsy
Jan 25th, 2008
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