Kelly Brook in a bikini… yum. (The Bastardly)
Marilyn Manson passed on The Firecrotch. (MollyGood)
The Sopranos’ “Oh Face” face off. (CityRag)
Michael Jackson owns Eminem. (Seriously? OMG)
Nicole Richie… pregnant? (popbytes)
Jessica Biel channels the super’s wife. (CelebSlam)
Trade your old car for a pair of Motorized Pink Bunny Slippers. (CubeMe)
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Enjoy the above clip of Lindsay Lohan giggling like a stupid twat while advising against the dangers of drinking and driving. Sure, the clip’s two years old, but now you can officially add hypocrisy and the powerful painkiller OxyContin to the ever-growing list of Lindsay Lohan’s vices. Her estranged father tells E! Online: […]

“American Idol’s” Paula Abdul is the epitome of emotional stability. According to Page Six:
In a sob-filled audio tape.. Paula Abdul is captured having a meltdown during a recent conference call. [She said] “I’ve been going through tremendous amounts of a difficult time… And I’ve never in my entire career been treated this […]

In an effort to make Paris Hilton’s jail time as meaningless as possible, L.A. authorities have hand-selected a non-violent offender to be her cell mate and issued a stringent list of instructions regarding her treatment. TMZ says:
Jailers were looking for someone who they believe will not try to cash in on Hilton’s stay… [and] are […]

I’m plunging ahead with the new low of calling a little kid faggy today. I know, I know — every time you think I couldn’t possibly lower the bar any further — bam! I find a new way to debase myself and the good name of celebrity gossip. Well, you try to refrain […]

Paris Hilton can’t stop crying. (Defamer)
Elizabeth Hasselbeck refuses to be dumped. (Jossip)
Katie Holmes and Nicole Kidman get their claws out. (Celebitchy)
Nicole Richie invites you to piss on the memory of fallen soldiers. (CelebNewsWire)
Revel in the glorious cheese that is the second season of “Supernatural.” (Pajiba)
Calum Best does some blow […]

Britney Spears may have found a place even more “humbling” than rehab: wallowing in her own puke in front of a men’s room shitter. London’s The Sun reports
The Toxic star had to be carried out of the men’s toilets of [Mondrian Hotel’s swanky Sky Bar] on Sunday night after she was discovered vomiting […]

If you want a dress that’s a little bit “slut” and a little bit “Seven Brides for Seven Brothers,” look no further than Jessica Simpson here. She and her boobs lumbered around outside of Cannes in what I’m pretty sure was Carmena Luvana’s quinceañera dress in “Fresh Fifteen and Never Been Fucked.” […]

Britney Spears is done wishing you “Godspeed” and now wants you to know just how not-her-fault rehab was. She writes the following on her personal site (expertly translated below for the layperson):
Dear Fans,
Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. Till this day I don’t think that it was alcohol or […]

It’s official, boys and girls! Lindsay Lohan has checked into rehab for a second time. Her rep tells People magazine:
“Lindsay admitted herself to an intensive medical rehabilitation facility on Memorial Day. Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and […]