Sarah Silverman Does Maxim
I’ll give it to Sarah Silverman; she pretty much looks smokin’ hot in these Maxim spreads. But before you guys out there get too excited by these shots, keep in mind that this is the same Sarah Silverman who goes home every night and gets mauled by dumpy-ass Jimmy Kimmel.
Yep, just close your eyes and try to imagine Jimmy drunkenly pawing all over her with his greasy sausage fingers while panting sweet nothings into her ear with hot stale beer breath. Next Sarah breaks out a seductive, racial slur peppered mating call, Jimmy will climb onto her with a belch and a fart and they’ll consummate the relationship with all the zest and fervor of two caged gorillas. Is your penis crying yet? Fabulous!
More photos after the jump to further confuse yourself with.
17 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
Sarah Silverman looks down-right fine in those pics. When is she going to get her big break like Paris Hilton or Kimberly Stewart?
Jimmy Kimmel is dumpy-assed and pasty.
May 14th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
I don’t know what it is about foul mouthed brunettes but I’d bang this ’til the cows came home….then I’d bang the cows too….
May 14th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Hey Barbado, to bang a cow, it’s best to force it towards the edge of a cliff - or so I’ve heard.
May 14th, 2007
bionic bunny
no, those are sheep.
the cow goes over and takes you with her!
May 14th, 2007
ae`
an authentic hillbilly told me the way to fuck sheep, goats, calves, what hve you, is to wear big wader boots, big enough to get the animals hind feet into the boots with your own feet. Then you have them at your mercy.
Or so I’ve been told, by farmboys who told me sheep pussy feels just like real girl pussy, and the sheep will back up against you and grind that ass if she’s in season.
Now fucking kangaroos is a different story…
May 15th, 2007
Dan Howitt
She’s also very talented, should be more in the public. Dan Howitt UK London
May 15th, 2007
7 5/8 LO
Great, now all I have to do is somehow get Sarah’s feet into the same gigantic rubber boots I’ll be wearing.
Mmm…Sarah’s feet.
Jun 8th, 2007
anonymous
Word, dog. I would tap that till it breaks. Then freeze it for later.
Jul 22nd, 2007
SnakeBytes
Silverman is fucking gorgeous, no doubt about it.
Aug 14th, 2007
Michael
I know I’m late coming into this topic, but I think I’m in love.
With Sarah…I’m not just coming here to let you know, I really am posting on topic.
Okay…as you were…
Sep 10th, 2007
tuna
don’t kid yourselves, those cows love it! Sarah’s none too shabby either.
Sep 11th, 2007
him
i’d so blow my load up in her
Sep 12th, 2007
jea
yo i wud fuck her fuckin pussy so hard until she bleed so much u gota call red cross
Sep 24th, 2007
Silver Mask
I don’t think she’s all that hot. Her body’s okay, but she has a face like a chipmunk. No lips, big nostrils, WAY too toothy. Plus she has some UGLY-ass feet, too. The bottom line is that she fucks that talentless goober Kimmel. That makes her a loser in my book.
Oct 7th, 2007
Drat
Yo..You people are a bit fuggin’ sick. I think you need to stop thinking about animals so hard, and start thinking about the penetentiary cells you’ll be going into for fucking those animals…Not to mention the big black guys that will be waiting for you in those cells, willing to turn you into the animal, so they can be the fuckers.
Oct 20th, 2007
Monkey Man
Sarah makes me feel all funny like when I climb the rope in gym class.
Dec 31st, 2007
shank
Dude sara is soooo fuckin fine. damn!
Feb 10th, 2008
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