Bitchfight: The Aftermath
After yesterday’s Rosie vs. Hasselbeck throwdown on The View, both sides are scrambling to tell their story. Naturally, Elizabeth Hasselbeck went straight to Extra to give her side:
“I am fine,” Hasselbeck, 29, tells TV’s Extra. “We are used to debating things there. You have women who care a lot about things.”
Asked what it will be like going to work on Thursday, Hasselbeck says, “It’ll be a little awkward, I’m sure. Whenever we have a heated debate, the next day is awkward. I bet we’ll talk about some fun things.”
Rosie, on the other hand, always demonstrating unparalleled class, gave the following “statement” on her blog:
a split screen
new heights
or lows
depending on who u ask
Well ladies, I think there’s only one way to solve this, and it involves shiny spandex, Mexican wrestling masks and a ring full of chocolate pudding. I guess we’ll give Elizabeth an American Gladiators-style “pugil stick” since she’s at a slight physical disadvantage. Oh, and while we’re at it, throw in some diaper-wearing midgets to taunt and poke them with sticks. Yeah, that’s the ticket! Then we’ll just tape it and sell it on pay-per-view for $75 a pop. That’s what separates me from most people; the entrepreneurial spirit.
15 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Rosie served her like a cafeteria. That blonde is a fucking moron.
May 24th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Elisabeth has succulent boobies.
May 24th, 2007
Tine
Rosie’s a big fat ass.
May 24th, 2007
Sorceressss
Elizabeth= Classy
Rosie= Classless
May 24th, 2007
Dragulf
I was going to comment but then I realized I just didn’t care.
May 24th, 2007
litelysalted
Sorry Dragulf, I know… Between Idol and this “pissing contest for retards” I really got off to a slow start today. I promise the latter half of my posts will be better!
May 24th, 2007
bionic bunny
i had an entrepreneurial spirit once.
it tasted like jager and left me with a terrible hang-over.
now i mostly stick to the general spirt of things. very smooth, no aftertaste. try it on the rocks with a twist of lime.
remember, don’t drink and drive. you could spill your drink!
yeah, yeah, i know.
May 24th, 2007
LOL
Wish Rosie would just drop dead. Used to like her. But she is such an idiot..Good luck Fatty your gonna need it.
May 24th, 2007
Dragulf
It’s not you Litely or your posts. I meant to say I don’t care about Rosie and company. Yeeeeah, it’s been a long day.
May 24th, 2007
bionic bunny
aww, dra– you need a margarita.
i’ll have an extra one for ya!
mas tequila, por favor!
May 24th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Miss Bunny, is your margarita glass litelysalted?
May 24th, 2007
haa.
“DON’T YOU EVER CALL ME A COWARD.”
“I AM NOT POOR LITTLE ELIZABETH.”
hahahaha ohh elizabeth.
May 24th, 2007
bionic bunny
i love litely, but we’re just friends.
May 25th, 2007
johnny
It absolutely fascinates me that anyone could watch that and feel like Rosie WON that argument. She came off looking like an ass.
Rosie constantly spouts these absolutely asinine comments and then expects others to dig her out of the hole she’s dug.
All Elizabeth said was “Why should I have to defend you. You’re sitting here on national television. Defend yourself.” Simple. Classy. Puts the problem right back on Rosie’s shoulders where it belongs.
Elizabeth is pure class. Rosie wouldn’t know class if it bit her.
May 26th, 2007
Vanessa
Johnny, you are so right. Rosie did not take responsibility for her own words. She should have defended them herself. Instead, she tried to make it about Elisabeth and her alleged “betrayal” of Rosie. She tried a make it a middle school girl fight, but Elisabeth wouldn’t let her.
I don’t watch The View. I saw the fight on YouTube. So, I don’t anything about Hasselbeck except what I’ve heard from the people who hate her, and what I saw of that episode of the show. Based on that, she didn’t appear to be an airhead to me. Rosie, on the other hand, seems like a demanding, manipulative, and childish person. And given her 9-11 conspiracy theorizing, she’s a paranoid idiot as well.
May 26th, 2007
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