Michael Jackson’s not a Cheap Piece of Ass
Michael Jackson decided to take time out of his busy schedule of sprinkling fairydust and making friends with rainbows to attend some faggy Prince’s birthday party. MSNBC Reports:
The surgically altered performer, who hasn’t had a hit record in years, is reportedly getting $10 million to appear at a birthday party for a prince of Brunei — and he doesn’t even have to sing.
Jackson is getting the eight-figure fee for mingling with other guests at HRH Prince Azim of Brunei’s 25th birthday party in England this weekend. The royal is said to be spending a total of $14 million for the celebration.
10 million dollars?! Since when did Michael Jackson start shitting gold bricks and pissing Dom Perignon? It’s a shame they didn’t ask me first, because for just 8 dollars and a bottle of Night Train, I could have found a sexually ambiguous bum and gotten him to do the job. While the make-up might not look totally accurate; between the vacant, incoherent look on his face, unintelligibly inappropriate comments, and unsolicited ass rapings for the Prince’s 12 year old cousin — you’d never know the difference.
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
Those two fingers he’s holding up in the photo, that’s how many boys he molested so far this morning.
May 24th, 2007
beerdotcom182
And coincidentally the average age of them as well.
May 24th, 2007
litelysalted
You sirs, are outstanding!
May 24th, 2007
bionic bunny
i thought he was signaling the mother ship.
which is a really good guess since he’s such a motherf….
well, you know.
May 24th, 2007
Dragulf
I’d pay someone $1 to shot that fag in the head. Well, maybe…
May 24th, 2007
haa.
he is so gross, seriously.
May 24th, 2007
Glunp
$10 mil a pop? I hope they got to see his private parts for that kind of money. Well… at least some “lucky” boy sure did.
May 25th, 2007
bionic bunny
i think at this point we can all agree that his parts are no longer private.
and thanks for the thought. i should have no trouble at all sticking to my diet this weekend.
May 25th, 2007
Ellipsis
leave michael jackson alone!!! he is the king of pop…and you guys are nothing.
Jul 27th, 2007
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