You can toss that dog-eared copy of “Chicken Soup for the Soul” and “Mein Kampf” and start imbibing the philosophical nectar that spurts forth from Jessica Simpson. Jess, fresh off a break up and a little stint in Europe, has been inspired by Michaelangelo to pen the following on her personal web site:

“Sometimes we are all so afraid to be honest with ourselves because we know that honesty will lead us somewhere off the path of the life we’ve mapped out in our minds. Today, I challenge us to ask ourselves this…

What if we allow our fear to provoke us into action?
Can facing our fear be what walks us to somewhere better?

I do not have your answers, but in the quest to find my own, I’ve discovered somewhere worth traveling to… In my life, I ignore my fears too often, but then I’m left with nothing to challenge the best of me. I just remain cowering from my true identity. There is no discovery.

I “discovered myself” two times this morning already, and I don’t know what the big effin’ deal is. I consider it more “self-gratification” than “journey to enlightenment.” However, I am not currently on a quest, wherein must lie my problem. Unless you count the my quest for a fully functional Boba Fett Rocket Pack to go with my Signature Edition Episode VI Boba Fett Blaster and my Official Deluxe Boba Fett Star Wars Replica Helmet. Wait ’till the guys at the Magic: The Gathering Guild get a load of me then!

More of Jessica and John Mayer having a talk about their relationship in San Cabos after the jump

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