Angelina Gets New Tattoo for Brad

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Even though Angelina Jolie probably has less than six square inches of un-inked flesh on her body, she went and got yet another tattoo — this one especially for Brad Pitt. You know, ’cause that Billy Bob tattoo worked out so well before. The Post-Chronicle reports

Angelina Jolie revealed that she has a tattoo for her man and father to her children. Angelina, who got a tattoo in honor of her mother’s memory some months ago, [told The Bosh that] she also has a tattoo for beau Brad Pitt.

I don’t actually know what it looks like or what it’s a tattoo of, but if it’s a testament to Brad Pitt, I’d bet it’s something like tampon or maybe a ballsac with a big X over it. Anything that says both “eunuch” and “wussy” without being a cliche.

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8 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Dat_DoOd

    she looks like a bobble head. Somebody please give this braud a sammich. *barf*

  2. ali

    oh you know Brad is sexy..come on!

  3. I hope the tattoo is something to remind her that too much collagen starts to LOOK LIKE SHIT.

  4. sonya

    Well you know how she has coordinates of her adopted kid’s countries? She tattooed the date, place and time when Brad’s testicles were officially removed.

  5. so what

    I hope she can remove it when they split, like she did with BBts tatoo.

  6. bionic bunny

    abby, under that heading you should have posted a pic of that dude that’s completely covered in tattoos. that would have been awesome!

    “Angelina Jolie revealed that she has a tattoo for her man and father to her children. Angelina, who got a tattoo in honor of her mother’s memory some months ago, [told The Bosh that] she also has a tattoo for beau Brad Pitt.”

    read that very carefully. she GOT a tat in honor of her mother. she HAS a tat for brad.
    i think she put a bar code on the back of his neck in case he gets out.

  7. d. c.

    What’s wrong with him enjoying being a good father, not staying married to a pot-smoking whining do nothing that put off being a mom and wife for her career, and now doing other things other than those connected with show business once in a while, with a woman who shares his interests?

  8. Shauna

    He does seem to be happy. So we can only speculate. But I am sorry, too many tattoos on a woman do not look attractive. Besides, getting a tattoo for either your boyfriend, or husband is an almost certain end to any relationship. I keep thinking of Johnny Depp and his tattoo “Wino Forever” because it hurt too much to laser off the whole tattoo “Winona Forever.”

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