The Hoff Tangles with the Fuzz

David Hasselhoff and his ex-wife got another visit from the cops on Monday. TMZ reports:
The facts are very much in dispute. A source connected with Pamela [says] that Hasselhoff went to his ex’s home to bring a pair of shoes to daughter Hayley, [then] became “abusive” and Pamela called 911. The source says Hasselhoff left, and the police arrived and took a report.
But a source connected with David says Haley asked David to come over to transfer her clothes from her mom’s house to her dad’s. David was gathering the garments and refused to engage Pamela in conversation. The source says Pamela became enraged and started shouting, and David got in the car and left. The source says Pamela was yelling at him in the driveway as he drove away.
The Hoff’s version is almost like reliving my seventh birthday party all over again. Only Mom has her shirt on and Dad hasn’t taken a shotgun to the stuffed recliner and blown a hole in one side of the trailer. And all the little kids aren’t screaming and crying and my brother isn’t telling me to go and “change my fuckin’ Huggies” after I wet my pants in front of everybody. Ah, memories! Like the corners of my mind.
More cheesy Hoff at his new book signing after the jump



He’s starting to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein!