Jessica Simspon Rips Off the Pussycat Dolls
Jessica Simpson has taken to lifting moves from The Pussycat Dolls to implement in the bedroom. According to The Sun:
Jessica Simpson says she’s wild in the bedroom - thanks to taking pointers from the Pussycat Dolls. The acting beauty admits she’s studied the all-girl dance troupe and implemented some of their moves behind closed doors. She said, “I do some of the moves myself but not in public - I keep that for the bedroom. I take notes and then keep them for those private moments.”
I’ve got some signature moves in the bedroom, too, although they draw largely from Ric Flair and Sgt. Slaughter rather than a bunch of dancing trannies. You’re going to sleep with me, by God, or I’m going to put you to sleep. That’s just how I roll. Besides, everybody knows “to be the man, you have to beat the man!” And then beat the man off. Or else it’s a folding chair to the face and an Irish double-ax handle to your kidneys.
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bionic bunny
maybe if she shared publicly she’d be less annoying. MAYBE.
Jun 11th, 2007
Tangerine
Does this woman EVER shut her mouth?
Jun 11th, 2007
JMS
Yea she keeps it shut when its around a cock
Jun 12th, 2007
Ginger
She is a TERRIBLE dancer, so I completely understand why she only does it in private.
But bad, laughable-but-earnest dancing would add at least a shred of entertainment value to her act. So its something to consider. . .
Jun 12th, 2007
Sandra
What a slut.
Jun 12th, 2007
d. c.
The only thing good about Jessica is she is THE DUMB.. so dumb she is she is failing miserabaly at all she does but won’t give up until someone incarcerates her for global warming breath, greedily sucking out more than her share of all the good oxygen.. as Lindsay would say.. that Wrench is wretchedly inadequate, so funny.
Jun 13th, 2007
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