Jun 12, 2007
Name That Celebrity: Diaper Bikini Edition
Today’s edition of “Name That Celebrity“: The Diaper Bikini. See if you can figure out which statuesque starlet went high-waist on the traditional two-piece bathing suit and showcased her drooping ass and a smattering of dimply back-of-the-thigh cheese. This silver screen siren can finally feel confident again now that she has the protection she deserves. Bladder control issues and floaties be damned! Ever wondered what an old lady tastes like? Depends.
The dry and assured reveal after the jump
It’s Uma Thurman! Boy, does she ever know how to pick a foxy bikini!
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Her tits look great at least… yeah I know they’re one cut strap from hitting her knees, but still…
Jun 12th, 2007
sonya
“Let’s pretend this pitcher of iced tea is a gallon of your feces…”
“Thanks, Oops, I Crapped My Pants!”
Jun 12th, 2007
Ginger
That is WEIRD swimwear. . . but someone with a nicer ass would have looked incredible in it.
As it is, it’s really unfortunate that the suit makes her ass look practically concave. REALLY unsexy.
Jun 12th, 2007
ali
dude Ginger..I don’t know if ANYONE could pull off that monstrosity
Jun 12th, 2007
Jenn
I think it is designed for someone who is trying to cover a stomach pooch or stretch marks. Wonder which one she is hiding.
Jun 12th, 2007
Hugh
No ass at all! Pitiful!
Jun 12th, 2007
Amy
Dude, Uma keeps herself in pretty good shape…but that suit is hideous!
Jun 12th, 2007
d. c.
She has a slim but horrible figure. You can see like Sharon Stone she is one who diets but does not excerise.
Jun 13th, 2007
Apres Ski
Does anyone know where she got it or who makes it?
Jun 13th, 2007
bob
SHE IS LUCIOUSAND DELICIOOUS I COULD LICK HER LEGS ALL-DAY!!!
Feb 4th, 2008
bob
AGIAIN I MUST SAYE HAS MOORE CLASS AND MONEY THAN MOST ANYBODY!!!!!!!!!!IWOULD PAY GOOD MONEY JUST TO LICK - THAT CUTE PRETTY ITTLE SS JUST ONCE-JUSTONE GOD L I C K !!!!!!—-SHE S A GGODDES NOT BACK BUBBBLE-BUTT NIGGER?
Feb 5th, 2008
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