Cameron Diaz is Desperate
Cameron Diaz couldn’t mask the stink of desperation with her fancy Chanel dress at the London premiere of “Shrek the Third” this week. London’s Daily Mail reports:
Cameron Diaz seems to be trying just a touch too hard to prove there’s no bitterness between her and ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake. They arrived separately on the green carpet at the London premiere of Shrek 3 last night, but she soon made a beeline for the SexyBack singer. “We still love each other, we spent four years together so there is no reason for us not to be friends,” Cameron said. “I really like it. We’re friends. It’s good to see him. It’s great having him around. We’ve not been able to sit down and have a chat yet we’ve been so busy.”
Translation: “He’s managed to avoid me until now, where he’s contractually obligated to show up the same place as me. Still counts! Did you get a vibe off him, too? Like there’s still another chance? Could you feel the chemistry? He didn’t have to hug me, you know. That means something! How’s my breath? Is it good? Smell it! It’s okay, right? Oh, wait — that’s not him leaving, is it? Is it?! NOOOoooooo!” Then some crying and snorting and the occasional fart as she frantically tottered after him, as fast as the 6-inch ankle radius of that dress would let her.
More of Cammy and Justin Timberlake in London after the jump
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
Leenda
oh leave her alone. She’s hot!
what’s this whole thing about thinking JT is the shit anyway and worth drama over? he’s sooo NOT! he went out with britney dumbass spears for goodness sakes!
Jun 13th, 2007
beerdotcom182
I’ll have to disagree with you on the Diaz thing. She is not hot. I agree with you on the Timerlake thing though….but he did go out with the OLD Britney Spears, which was also the HOT Britney Spears.
Jun 13th, 2007
Syd
It must be true about his really great personality. (read that as humongous dick)
Jun 13th, 2007
bionic bunny
couldn’t she afford someone to do her hair? she’s got her pony-tail up in a rubber band, for heaven’s sake!
Jun 13th, 2007
carol
She looks craaaazzy in the second to last pic.
Jun 13th, 2007
RichPort
JT is soooo hot, and he can do so much better than this skank joker. If he made a little eye contact and bought me a drink, I’d rock his fucking world, fo’ shizzle!
Jun 13th, 2007
firefly
Ummmm, JT is only the hottest thing on this planet, he can act, he can sing and he can sure as hell dance. So what if he used to be with Spears … that was when SHE was hot…(smokin’ body, able to dance,etc. ) Cam is looking a bit old, I love her, but I don’t blame him for wanting to find someone closer in age.
Jun 13th, 2007
cozmin
Here are some photos with her and JT also at a Shrek premier http://www.tmz.ro/jessica-biel/justin-timberlake-si-cameron-diaz-impreuna-din-nou/
Jun 14th, 2007
lookwhaticando
Cam, You can do soooo much better, than being with that lil boy. Get yourself a real man
Jun 14th, 2007
ilovesurferchicks
Hey…. Cameron Diaz is like the ultimate surfer chick! She’s hot, got the looks, the bod, and actually does surf! All that makes her hot. Screw comparing her to anyone or saying anything negative about her since she’s original. She’s hot, got personality, and can ride the waves… that’s what really matters when trying to “analyze” her
Jun 14th, 2007
rhen
Cameron Diaz looks great in her dress. I just hope she will find the right guy for her.
Jun 18th, 2007
joman
she is hot
i want to fack her
Jun 23rd, 2007
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