Pete Wentz Does Something NOT Gay

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Pete Wentz (the gay one on the right) and his emo pussy band Fall Out Boy were involved in a little scuffle with a “fan” at their Spin magazine hosted performance at Schuba’s Monday night. According to Perez Hilton:

Shortly after taking the stage, “a man in the audience started heckling Pete. The man was making fun of Pete’s hoody, mocking Ashlee Simpson and calling Pete a sell-out.” After performing only a three song set, the band got up and walked off stage, but before Wentz walked out the side door he “he lunged for the heckler in the audience and punched him in the side of the face. A few other guys got some shots in, including a bodyguard and some random guy from the audience. The bodyguards were able to pull Pete out of the side door, but after everyone was through with the heckler, he lie on the floor with a ripped shirt, bloody nose, and had apparently bled all over the floor of the venue. A few people got some cell phone picture shots.”

I didn’t see it firsthand, but I bet that as soon as that guy hit the floor, Pete planted his face in the guy’s crotch and gave his testicles a bit of a “how’s your father.” All while rubbing coconut flavored lube around his anus and tossing handfuls of rainbow glitter in the air. Forget Mortal Kombat — everybody knows that gay guys have the best finishing moves!

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8 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. That’s HOT! I think I just creamed my panties.

  2. Rainbow glitter! HAHAHA!

  3. I live in Chicago where the band is “from.” I am also a musician who has played in many local clubs. Nobody really ever heard of this band on a local level. They really didn’t pay their dues like The Smashing Pumpkins did. I still find it hard to believe they’re even popular…the music is average at best.

  4. pete wentz is not gay he is bi. so whatever and good for him that guy deserved what he go he was being an asshole.. i love pete wentz and in the first pic gabe and pete are hotties

  5. shut up you bitches hes not bi or gay so shut your ass up…hes hot.that mortal combat thing is a big fat lie

  6. pete wentz is bi. everyone who likes fall out boy, knows that. but he isn’t gay. and if you have something against gay people then you should take it up with me later. but you probably are gay and jelous cause he wasnt throwing the rainbow glitter at you. and that picture is HOT.

  7. thats so coo
    i wamt action

  8. look im bi but i havent told my family yet, and i am constantly listening to FOB, if ne1 has a problem with bi/gay pepl ur gonna hate the world ina few years because so many people are coming out so f you. if hes bi thats his business and theres no reason to constantly be gossiping about it!! ITS NOT A BIG DEAL!!!!!

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