Angelina Jolie is Just Like Us
Angelia Jolie showed up to the NYC premiere of A Mighty Heart Wednesday night wearing a self-proclaimed $26 dress. From Us Magazine:
The actress paired a $26 dress with posh crystal-studded, satin peep-toe Christian Louboutin for Loris Azzaro shoes for the NYC premiere of A Mighty Heart on Wednesday night. Jolie told Access Hollywood that she found the crushed velvet black frock at the vintage store Wasteland on Melrose Avenue in LA.
I’ve had just about as much as I can take of Miss Angelina Fucking Jolie the Amazing Diplomatic Orphan Rescuing Humanitarian Bargain Shopper. Here are my points:
#1. Oh, big wow, Angelina. You bought a $26 dress. Well guess what? It’s ugly, it’s black crushed velvet, and it’s summer. You lose!
#2. If you want to come off as down to earth and sympathetic, here’s a tip: fucking eat something. Real people eat. I can’t explain it, it’s just something we do.
#3. I picked the shoes I’m wearing today out of the dumpster behind the K-Mart, but you don’t hear me bragging.
More photos of Shut Up Angelina and her twenty-six motherfucking dollar dress after the jump.
22 Comments, Comment or Ping
katsy
oh god her clavicle dangerously resembles a weapon.
eat a cheeseburger, for christsake. with lard slathered on it.
ps. EVERYONE knows that velvet is a winter fabric. starvation makes people stupid.
Jun 14th, 2007
RichPort
No longer hot. My penis is weeping.
Jun 14th, 2007
Carrie
It seems like of silly to talk about your $26 dollar dress when you are wearing $600 shoes.
Jun 14th, 2007
beerdotcom182
I give it 2 years before Brad looks like that old catchers mitt Robert Redford.
Jun 14th, 2007
lm
youre three points were hilarious. thankyou.
Jun 14th, 2007
spatz
haha best post ever!
i’m beyond sick of her. she is wearing blackface (complete with a cheap curly black polyester wig!) in her new movie. does it really get worse than that?
Jun 14th, 2007
litelysalted
I hope that exploitative piece of shit movie tanks. What a couple of assholes, those two.
Jun 14th, 2007
politicallyincorrect
She looks like she belongs on a dashboard–you know with all of the other bobble heads. And Brad is beginning to look like an old fart. Get a face lift!!
These two are way too preachy. And no, I don’t care how much your dress cost anymore than I care about your children of the world collection.
Jun 14th, 2007
sme
ohmygosh! when did she get so skinny!? has it been this bad for a while?
…..and brad pitt is STILL hot, even if he’s starting to look old.
Jun 14th, 2007
bionic bunny
succubus, i tell you!!
is that her bra in the back? or just skanky old lady dress bits?
Jun 14th, 2007
Butch
Wow I didn’t know she was married to a wax figure. He looks a lot like a real person.
You know what’s worse than a $26 dress? Knowing that it’s all you can afford. For some people, it’s not a cute publicity stunt to wear a cheap dress…it’s a way of life.
And thanks to her “know your rights” tattoo, I am going to get off this computer right now and learn all about my rights. What would we do without this sainted woman?
As far as her weight, I thought we already established that there’s no such thing as “too skinny” and underweight is way better than overweight.
Jun 14th, 2007
JoeyOh
Absolutly Beautiful that face those eyes, not since Garbo, that’s it Garbo with a heart!
Jun 15th, 2007
lux
i prefer her with more meat on her bones, but there is no one with a face as beautiful as hers…period.
Jun 15th, 2007
bionic bunny
BARF!
Jun 15th, 2007
stephanie
okay oaky… im sorry but you are shitty.
angelina jolie is a saint. she does so much peace work for our country and you are “tired” of it? thats fucking rediculous. you’re basically saying that you are tired of good people? do you really want to live in a world full of average people that dont put in an ounce of community service unless they are being sentenced to it? i mean… dont you LIKE that people are genuinly good? I agree that there is something wrong with her bragging about a dress that was 26$ when she is wearing designer shoes… but fuck… do you really think her fragile frame and dress are worth talking shit about?
Jun 15th, 2007
RichPort
Hi stephanie! You are either an innocent and naive sweetheart of a girl with glittery lipstick and a Hello Kitty! pillow, or a raging lesbian with a hard on for the formerly curvy and sexy Jolie. Both are just soooooo sweet. To answer your question, we hate all genuinely good people, which means we love you.
Jun 15th, 2007
RichPort
And we love cock, very, very much. A lot.
Jun 15th, 2007
Risa
Think of it this way. If she’d put on some stupid designer gown, that would have taken away from focusing on the movie.
Poor woman. She lost her mom and has gotten really thin with grief, I think. I recently came out of an abusive situation and even though it’s over, I can’t seem to get myself to really focus on eating. I’m hurting and focusing on being happy and getting over it, but it can’t happen soon enough for some reason.
I’m drinking tons of chocolate milk. Everything else just feels like it takes so much energy. I’ll be okay and then I’ll just start crying out of nowhere. I’m so tired all the time I can barely go to the grocery store.
I’m sure she’ll be ok after a little while. It takes some time to heal from pain. It’s good that she can keep busy.
Jun 16th, 2007
Ambrosia
She got those C.L. shoes on sale too if she got them for $600 (granted they are a winter style).. the plain satin peeptoes were $600 without the Swarovski accents. It does kind of ruin the “bag lady” storyline a bit. and yes she really needed different undergarments.
Brad already looks a lot like R.R. … never noticed! The kids and Angie’s depression seem to be aging him rapidly.
Jun 18th, 2007
tiffany
you guys whom are negative need to SHUT UP! Get off her case and be kind to everyone because all of us are fighting a hard battle everyday day.
Jun 22nd, 2007
Daniela
I’ve seen worse dresses for thousands of dollars. I couldn’t care less if velvet is worn in the summer or not. I think you should wear what you like, not what someone thinks you should wear. There is a difference between looking good and being a sucker for high priced junk. I am sick from self-proclaimed fashionistas that would buy anything no matter how ugly if it has the right name on.
Jun 24th, 2007
Linda
Okay, I’m changing the topic! Forget about the dress for a second there peoples… have you noticed how “hateful” Brad looks?
Jun 27th, 2007
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