Jun 14, 2007
Ashley Olsen Looks Awesome
Here’s some photos of Ashley Olsen leaving a Starbucks in Zuma Beach with her daily supply of meal-replacement beverage, looking super cute. And when I say “super cute” naturally I mean looking like a homeless hybrid of Yoko Ono and an albino troll.
Photos of the whole ensemble after the jump, and don’t miss the sweet Payless shoes — I’m pretty sure my 57 year old mother has the same pair in white.
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
I always wonder if she uses those big fucking bags to hide in when she needs some alone time…
Jun 14th, 2007
litelysalted
Ahhh sorry guys about taking down the Brit post — That is why it helps to read the previous day’s Quickies!
Jun 14th, 2007
RichPort
Whew… that’s good because my Britney comment, much like her cooter shot, wasn’t that great…
Jun 14th, 2007
litelysalted
Heh, well… Since Britney stories are a dime a dozen, I found an even better one in the time it took me to take the first post down. So maybe you’ll have better luck with this one. (It’s kind of like shooting fish in a barrel!)
Jun 14th, 2007
bionic bunny
litely: is it friday already?
man, that must have been some PRIMO tequila i got into wednesday night! hooo-eee!
rich, i think she keeps all her normal body fat in those bags. i mean there HAS to be a reason she looks like that, right???
Jun 14th, 2007
RichPort
Bunny, I used to go to school with a bunch of spoiled rich kids who wore tattered clothes and cut themselves. The Oslen girls remind me of those sorry fuckers, most of which are over-fucking-paid bankers now. Thank goodness I print my own money…
Jun 14th, 2007
bionic bunny
you’ve got an excellent point, there, rich.
and that little business venture of yours sounds cool. sign me up????
Jun 14th, 2007
Dragulf
What colors do you use Rich?
Jun 15th, 2007
RichPort
D, I like colorful money, so pastels seem to work best for me. My lilac $50 bills were a big hit at the bodega.
Jun 15th, 2007
TK
Is that a shadow, is she sweating profusely in the neck/chest area?
Either way she still looks like Gollum.
Jun 15th, 2007
bionic bunny
rich, man, you’re really on a roll!
i’d like something in magenta…
Jun 15th, 2007
RichPort
The Olsen girls physically remind me of those dudes too. Maybe if Mary-Kate wore a strap-on and brought nipple clips it would be just like high school, except for the facials. Gotta’ love the facials.
Jun 15th, 2007
mylene
I love her style and her shoes.
Jun 16th, 2007
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