Everybody Hates Travolta
Well, it looks like Fatty McEffeminate John Travolta has shot himself in his Big Gay Foot by opting to star as Edna Turnblad in the remake of Hairspray. The gay community is up in arms about the film being helmed by a man whose shammy religion believes that homosexuality is a disease which can be cured. The NY Daily News reports:
‘It’s well-known that Scientology has operated reparative therapy clinics to try to ‘cure’ gays,’ says Washington Blade editor Kevin Naff, who is calling for a boycott of the movie, which opens next month.
‘Scientologists are required to donate a hefty portion of their income to the church,’ Naff tells us. ‘So, by going to this movie, gay people are literally putting money into an organization that seeks to ‘cure’ them.’
Well, gay community, if you really want to see the crappy remake — think of it this way. While it’s true that you’ll be putting your money into a homophobic organization, it’s also true that everybody knows John Travolta is a huge closet flamer. So at the same time you’ll be putting your money towards the gay porn industry and male prostitutes that Travolta needs to patronize to make having the occasional sex with a lady bearable. See? Everybody wins!
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
The sure for homosexuality that JT espouses apparently requires the individual to have his demons anally excorcised. No, he’s not gay… he just kisses boys and sucks dick.
Jun 14th, 2007
RichPort
I meant cure. I just wanted to emphasize how cure I am that I’m right.
Jun 14th, 2007
Osbourne Black
exorcised
Jun 14th, 2007
RichPort
Thanks OB-GYN! At least you’re not an obsessive prik about it!
Jun 14th, 2007
r
crossdressing=homosexuality now?
Jun 14th, 2007
bionic bunny
no, john travolta = homosexuality, now and forever.
lol @ rich!
Jun 14th, 2007
Megan
it’s prick.
Jun 14th, 2007
sonya
I got a scientology flier in the (Junk!) mail yesterday, and I used it to pick up my cat’s hairball. Hack!
Jun 14th, 2007
sonya
Nice to meet you, prick.
Jun 14th, 2007
RichPort
You’re very quik Megan.
Jun 14th, 2007
Dragulf
I don’t hate Travolta. I’d have to give a shit about him to care…
Jun 15th, 2007
man's man
Leave off Pastor Troy.
The fact that he can actually pretend to be tough as nails and straight as Hefner during a scene is Oscar worthy.
Hell, Look Who’s Talking, i didn’t for one moment think he was gay.
Jun 15th, 2007
bionic bunny
lol @ sonya!!
you guys are too funny today (or yesterday, as it were)!
Jun 15th, 2007
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