Nicole Richie Probably Pregnant
Those rumors that “actress” Nicole Richie might be pregnant are starting to make a little more sense now — because nothing says “Get Out of Jail Free!” quite like a high-risk pregnancy! According to Page Six
Nicole Richie is being coy on the question of whether she’s pregnant, but a good pal of hers says she’s definitely carrying Joel Madden’s love spawn. “Nicole is kind of hoping her pregnancy will keep her out of jail,” the friend said. Richie is facing time due to a DWI arrest earlier this year. But friends are concerned and “wondering if she can carry the baby to term because of her weight issues.”
I’d be more concerned about eternal damnation and taking laps in a lake a fire instead of whether my cadaverous little frame and polluted uterus could “carry the baby to term.” Getting pregnant not because you want a child but to simply to avoid jail time ranks right up there with “marching Jews into a gas oven,” “stomping on puppies,” and “The Fast and the Furious Three: Tokyo Drift.” I’d say it’s pretty much a one-way ticket to hell.
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RichPort
This is a hoax… she apparently swallowed a single grain of rice, and the visible lump was mistaken for a baby bump… easy mistake.
Jun 15th, 2007
abby
It could also be jizz… you never know with her.
Jun 15th, 2007
Dragulf
I didn’t know chihuahuas could impregnate sticks.
Jun 15th, 2007
Dat_DoOd
She is absolutely grotesque. ugh *barfs on keyboard*
Jun 15th, 2007
bionic bunny
she’s going to look even MORE like a cartoon. and not the jessica rabbit kind, either.
Jun 15th, 2007
d. c.
After all her drugs, starvation, binging and purges and drinking let’s pray the child isn’t born deformed or have severely bad health issues. Although that might sober her up and make a good woman out of her.
Jun 16th, 2007
RichPort
I have the same problem, as the small lump in my pants is often mistaken for a penis, albeit a tiny one. True story.
Jun 18th, 2007
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