Britney Spears Does This On Purpose
Loyal Yeeeah! readers — here is my promise to you. These are going to be the first and last photos of Britney Spears I post this week. Unless she does something legitimately shocking like leaving the house and forgetting to put any clothes on whatsoever — and for Britney, that in itself would only be minimally shocking.
And why would I make such a rash declaration, you ask? Well here are some photos of Brit taken at Starbucks over the weekend. As you can see, Britney’s entire arm somehow fell out of the strap on her dress. Can someone please explain to me how this happens? At Starbucks, for fuck’s sake! I have a difficult time believing that even a colossal dipshit like Britney Spears has such a loose grasp on how clothing operates.
More NSFW photos after the jump. Lots more. Because, really — you’ve gotta see this. It’s just absolutely-fucking-ridiculous.
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
Sorceressss
WTF, was she driving with her dress down around her fucking waist?
Thanks a thousand times in advance for no more Brittney postings this week Abby, you are truly a Goddess.
Jun 18th, 2007
litelysalted
Pssst: It’s me!
And I’m gonna try my darndest.
Jun 18th, 2007
bionic bunny
she was trying to avoid a strap line, but she’s still wearing that effing hat!
i like the dress, though. only on somebody else.
Jun 18th, 2007
Sorceressss
Sorry Salted!
Dang I never know who’s doing what….I so have to quit doing lines and chasing them with vodka as soon as I wake up everyday….
Jun 18th, 2007
Cody
She might as well go ahead and show those things
Jun 18th, 2007
drdisaia
Yep. She does this on purpose. How many clothing malfunctions can you have by accident?
Jun 19th, 2007
saratha
Not to blow any ones mind but the bitch didn’t go crazy….she’s always been crazy. She was just cute before and now that she’s a fug everyone notices what a nasty skank she is. The problem here is this nut job is worth $150 MILLION b/c of her looks…..how that’s for irony. GOOD LORD, SOMEONE HIRE HER A SYLIST ALREADY!!!
Jun 19th, 2007
Carrie
That’s a really cute dress. Britney, why do you ruin everything that is good?
Jun 19th, 2007
Sheils
You know this lil beyotch is so overated. I have NO RESPECT for her. The only she can do for me, is to get the fkk on and go raise her children!
Jun 20th, 2007
mara
i highly doubt she was driving topless… she doesnt want tanlines, so tacky
Jun 24th, 2007
Bob Loblaw
What a dirty little slut
Jul 16th, 2007
norashunta c.jackson
i hear that your kid u need to respeect that you good mother your chid you love ur kid i hear about that i not that hear u damn it you care your kid get that damn it i understand that you get pregent baby who father baby ?
Mar 3rd, 2008
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