Paris Hilton Sucks at Being a Daughter
Rick and Kathy Hilton spent Father’s Day visiting their daughter the Useless Whore in prison. People reports on the festivities:
Rick was asked if this was a particularly hard Father’s Day. “It’s not ideally my best,” he replied. Asked how he felt, he said: “I feel alright.”
After a 45-minute visit, they emerged hand in hand, and Kathy told reporters that Paris is “doing well, she’s doing very well. She’s doing much better. She made [Rick] a beautiful Father’s Day card with his picture.”
Not ideally his best? What’s wrong with this guy? I mean, Paris actually made him a Father’s Day card, all by herself. Even if it was made with toilet paper and contraband glitter, and she spelled “Father” wrong. I’m guessing that before this, the most thoughtful and personal Father’s Day gift Rick Hilton ever received from Paris was “Crabs left on the Hilton family toilet seat.”
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