Tony Parker is a Shitty Boyfriend
Not everyone is thrilled about Eva Longoria’s impending nuptials to San Antonio Spurs Tony Parker. An anonymous friend of Longoria’s tells the New York Post:
“He is just not gracious,” one of them said. “He puts himself ahead of her. He always orders at restaurants before her and is rude to waiters. We just don’t have a good feeling about him.”
Wait, so the problem is “He’s not gracious?” He orders before her at restaurants? Shit, that’s called being a man. She’s marrying a basketball player, not Chazz McClassington. When Tony Parker starts making her wipe his ass for him and locking up her makeup for trying to look too “uppity,” then I’d say we have a problem. But Christ, if I were Eva Longoria I’d just count my blessings that I found one who’s not a gay.
More photos of Eva at the San Antonio Spurs Victory Parade this past weekend, after the jump.
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
abby
Chazz McClassington dumped me in the fourth grade for Fancypants McGillicuddy. That uppity bitch.
Jun 18th, 2007
okay...
Somehow I get the feeling that Eva isn’t exactly gracious or kind to waitstaff either. I doubt that Tony’s behavior is much of a turnoff to her.
Jun 18th, 2007
Syd
He’s French, for God damned sake. What do you expect?
Jun 18th, 2007
Ace
I just think that this girl doesn’t want to get dropped from the eva party posse. I don’t really see a lot of problems here, especially because these are two peas in a pod. I would expect that divas attract other divas.
Jun 18th, 2007
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