Demi and Ashton Wish Stuff

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Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher took time away from playing dominoes and having creepy sex to attend the Laura Day Book Party for The Circle: How The Power of a Single Wish Can Change Your Life.

Going by the title, The Circle sounds like another shammy self-help book for people filled with so much self-importance that they can’t use common sense to adequately navigate their own lives like everyone else. Although for Demi and Ashton a self-help book based on the power of wishing seems strangely appropriate. For instance, I bet right now she’s wishing that Ashton didn’t resemble a gay Jack Tripper and he’s probably wishing that Demi was approximately 20 years younger and didn’t have a surgically enhanced perma-grin stretched across her face.

More photos of the perfectly lovely couple after the jump.

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12 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Hmmm, I usually agree with you, but not on this one! Demi looks awesome, she blows away most of the hollywood chics that ARE 20 years her junior, and if she has had work done, it’s not obvious at all. Good for you, Demi!!!

  2. Duh. Of course she had work done. Every1 knows she spent over 1M on her entire face/body, (including her knees ‘PleaseTrimYourNoseHairs’!

    I’m getting really tired of this p.surgery crap. Don’t men care that they are sleeping with plastic?
    Do these people melt in the sun? I’m never getting it done!

  3. nothing more unattractive than plastic surgery

  4. Demi looks disgusting.

  5. Yeah, she looks so disgusting that I would have sex with her repeatedly just to prove my point, I mean yuck. Get over here Demi and let me teach you a lesson.

  6. Nobody pulls off a better Devil-may-care partially untucked shirt look than Ashton. And nobody pulls off a better cradle-robber look than Demi. Together they pull off the best freak-couple look in Hollywood. If I were bisexual I’d totally do both of them, but since I’m asexual I’ll stick to budding.

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  8. f*ck that prima donna bitch like a rag doll. yeh. michael douglas. say daddy. you scank douche bag. i hope you get knocked up. u old bitch. boo hooo hoo.

  9. Hey Herman! Keep your friends close and your enemies CLOSER. Buy Ashton a drink (or better yet–buy me a drink!). She does still look good in black though–you have to admit!

  10. I get your asexual allusion John! Hilarious! I would also do them both at the same time if I was bisexual, but I’m female which is even better. If I was a certain species of female lizard hermaphrodite I could have sex with myself. Oh, wait, I can still have sex with myself anyway! I like the way that sounds “female lizard hermaphrodite”, maybe I’ll change my handle.

  11. Really her daughter looks just like her. It’s really quite a resemblence. And everyone says Rumor is ugly. Hm….

  12. Leave them alone. They are so happy together which is the most important.

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