Jun 21, 2007
Paula’s Brand New Face
Here are some recent photos of Paula Abdul fresh off of her latest round of plastic surgery: a nose job after that extremely suspect incident with her dog. Although I am no expert, it appears as though her whole face is looking rather plasticy and smooth — more so than usual, anyway. If I had to wager a guess I’d say she opted for the whole Aging Pop Star 5-point Inspection and Tune-Up Special the clinic runs on Tuesdays. Poor Paula, if only they could fix “crazy” with silicon, masking tape and spackle — you’d have it made.
After the jump, more photos of Paula and her weird face — now 30% less biodegradable!
17 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Her face is starting to look like a drum… I’d like to throw her around my waist and play her in a marching band.
I have no idea what the hell that even means…
Jun 21st, 2007
confused
what are you talking about? theres nothing different with her face. why do you think she had plastic surgery?
Jun 21st, 2007
noidolfan
Looks the same to me….
Jun 21st, 2007
drdisaia
On what basis do you say she’s been operated recently? She’s likely had surgery in the past, but aside from some skin care I doubt she has had anything recently.
The paps don’t always get the best photos. Maybe she was tired of smiling that day. Who knows?
Jun 21st, 2007
whatever
looks like she’s sitting next to a pretty yummy fuck.
Jun 21st, 2007
sonya
She does look a bit animatronic to me.
Jun 21st, 2007
PleaseTrimYourNoseHairs!
Mmmm, yeah, who’s that guy in the white shirt next to her?? Anybody know? YUM!!!
Jun 21st, 2007
Über¥ank
The man in the white shirt is none other than Miguel Juan ConQuistador, “aka” - Sr. Suave. Unfortunately, Paula’s first and second choices were already taken, so he was all the escort service could send over.
Jun 21st, 2007
confused
she looks great. not different. im not sure thats her natural hair though
Jun 21st, 2007
isthatyourfaceordidyourneckthrowup
who took my dildo?
Jun 21st, 2007
KillingSpree
Look at old pictures of her. there is a mole on her left cheek, which now has mysteriously moved about 2 inches closer to her ear.
That’s because she has had more facelifts than…than..I don’t know but she has had A LOT of facelifts.
Jun 21st, 2007
KAT
SOME PEOPLE MUST HAVE BAD EYESIGHT TO NOT NOTICE THE VAST DIFFERENCE IN THAT FACE! SHE LOOKS ORIENTAL IN THE FIRST PHOTO. AND THAT SHINY, TAUT FACE! IT IS A SMALL WONDER IT DOES NOT CRACK WHEN SHE SMILES!!!! YES, HER NOSE IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT THE SAME. SHAME ON HER FOR BLAMING A POOR LITTLE DOG WHEN SHE WAS REALLY RECOVERING FROM ALL HER PLASTIC SURGERY!!!!!
WHAT A PHONY TWAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun 22nd, 2007
eaglepupil
I’m with you Whatever—the guy next to her looks alright. Although, I’m not really into the boy-like hairless chest Italian stallion look (no offense to the notorious Italian Stallion who roams these web parts!) I want to look like Zsha Zsha Gabore too! Who is her surgeon?
Jun 24th, 2007
U R FKD DD
SHE’S ANOTHER FKN’ BORDER HOPPER PREYING OFF MY AMERICAN DREAM!!!!!! FUCK THAT BITCH!!! SHE SHOULD BE WORKING AT TACO BELL TAKING MY ORDER!!!! TRES TACOS Y UNO BURRITO Y SODA POR FAVOR STRETCHED FACE BEANER. FKN WETBACKS THE’RE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!
Jun 30th, 2007
SmileStylist
Her teeth have totally been done and not very well. I like to call those “White nuggets”. Veneers can look much more natural. She must just like the over done look.
Jul 8th, 2007
art1e
She Has had work done her face is tighter than hilary duffs vag and shes pushing 50 so shes had to have had something done i mean look at her face and she really needs to work on her saggie gross boobs with better implants yuck……
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Jul 14th, 2007
Just Someone
I’d like to see what all of you look like now…and at 50
Now THAT would be something to talk about.
Dec 27th, 2007
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