Jun 22, 2007
Brooke Hogan Won’t Go Away
I know it’s mean to make fun of a teenage girl. Noted and accepted. Now for the love of everything holy, why won’t Brooke Hogan please put on some goddamn clothes for fuck’s sake, and stop reminding everyone that she is basically just a miniature Hulk Hogan with tits? Bleach blonde hair? Check. Healthy orangey skin? Check. Animal print spandex? Unnaturally creepy poses? Arms almost as big as waist? Check, check and check. All she needs to complete the look is a big honkin ’stache and she’d be legitimately more frightening than Dracula, the Wolfman and Frankenstein put together.
More totally unrehearsed poses after the jump.
18 Comments, Comment or Ping
Bob
Hmmm…I think you are a tad harsh. I would be ok with her…
Jun 22nd, 2007
Über¥ank
uuummmmmm… smooooooth.
Jun 22nd, 2007
RichPort
Poor girl… proof positive that no matter how in shape you are and how many stylists you have and how hard you try to be smokin’, when your daddy is Hulk Hogan, you’ll still have the arms of a redneck trucker… and the hips of a tree trunk. That bikini would look great on Jessica Biel. I’m just sayin’…
Jun 22nd, 2007
bionic bunny
yeah, rich, but what wouldn’t?
Jun 22nd, 2007
RichPort
You’re right BB… come to think of it, the only thing that would look good on Brook Hogan is… me. After 30 beers. And 5 joints. And 15 lines of coke. In the dark. While I was asleep or similarly drugged.
Jun 22nd, 2007
Shae
RichPort Ur wack Brooke Hogan is Hott! U would be on her as soon as she would say hello but i think u might be gay….
Jun 23rd, 2007
James
Brooke Hogan Won’t Go Away,
Looks like daddy put a bra on. Just go away now.
Jun 24th, 2007
RichPort
Shae, illiteracy is not just sick iteracy… it’s apparently a way if life… I wouldn’t fuck some over exposed, barely legal, daddy-armed “wish I was relevant” attention whore. Sorry, I don’t wear “Desperation” by Calvin Klein… if her hips were the size of her arms, I’d consider it.
Jun 25th, 2007
Lee fredericks
I dont get all the negativity regarding her. Maybe its because Im African-American but she looks like 99.9% of all teenage caucasian females to me. No difference except maybe her height. To wit, much ado about nothing. The focus should be on her music not her looks.
Jun 25th, 2007
Michelle
“maybe it’s because you’re African-American”? What the hell does that have to do with anything? You have the same two eyeballs as everyone else has, whether you’re black or white or Asian or freaking polka dotted. What does being a different race have to do with anything? I thought segregation was over, but apparently some black people don’t want it to be, because they keep drawing a line between the races over stupid crap. I don’t know what kind of city you live in, but if SHE looks like 99.9% of the white females in your area, you might want to consider relocating. Quickly.
Jun 25th, 2007
Ginger
In fairness, I think Lee Fredericks perhaps MEANT to say that she has the same look that many white females of that age go for; that being the platinum blonde bleach job, blue contacts w/ raccoon-inspired eyeliner, and orange spray tan. It IS rather perplexing, because that certainly isn’t a great look.
Jun 26th, 2007
U R FKD DD
FUCK THAT FAKE ASS BITCH!!! THAT WOULD BE LIKE PORKING HULK HOGAN….UUHHHH NO THANKS. ALSO HOW MUCH MAKEUP DO YOU NEED AND NICE ORANGE FAKE ASS TAN.” I’M A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD”…..YES YOU ARE BEE-OUTCH……..P.S. YOUR CD SUCKS HULK HO BALLS!!!!!!! NO I DIDN’T BUY IT, MY FKN’ WETBACK NEIGHBOR WAS PLAYING IT WHILE WASHING HIS BEANER MOBLE……I SAID ”HEY VATO CULO, TURN THAT SHIT OFF”!!! HE SAID, ”IT’S BROOKE HOGAN ESSY”…..I REPLY, ”I DON’T GIVE A FLYING FUCK IF IT’S BROKE-ASS HOGAN, SOUNDS LIKE A CAT WITH HIS TAIL CAUGHT IN A ROCKING CHAIR”!!!!!!!!
Jun 28th, 2007
Keeleyfan
She’s hot man, I’d hit it…multiple times.
Jul 3rd, 2007
spoiledbrat18
Brooke Hogan…mmmm….I really don’t think she has a good body. sorry. She’s got an ok face and everything but she is WAY to tall for a girl, and she’s kind of chubby. But I think she’s so big because her dad is Hulk Hogan. lol
Jul 12th, 2007
Stop talking shit!
U R FKD DD, you are a fucking idiot. How can you live with yourself knowing that you talk about people that way. She’s a fucking 18 year old girl who just wants to be a singer. If you ever watch her damn show you’d see what a sweet girl she is and that she wouldn’t hurt a fly. So stop talking about how god damn ugly she is. Shes a cute girl and I’m sure your no Brad Pitt. So excuse my language and shut the fuck up.
Jul 23rd, 2007
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Aug 1st, 2007
Big Bill
Brooke Hogan is super hot, i would like to get a pair of bulls horns and let her pretend she was at the rodeo with me, ride Brooke ride, or she could sit on my face till i suffocated, i bet shes really tasty!
Oct 22nd, 2007
harry ballsagna
Maybe it’s because i’m african american, but i would fuck her bloody asshole and paint her face white. But that’s just lil’ old spearchuckin’ me.
Mar 23rd, 2008
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