Jun 25, 2007

Demi Moore Has Nipples

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Demi Moore Nipples

I’m sure that you, like me, felt that “The Lords of the Ring” trilogy left too many questions unanswered. Things like: Are we really expected to believe that Olorin the Maia does not recognize the feel of the power of another Maia while in the Mines of Moria? Is Tom Bombadil gay? What does Aragorn’s wiener look like? And, most importantly, does a ring wraith have nipples? Well, yes — they do have nipples. And apparently implants as well. The only thing Demi Moore is missing in these pictures is her Nazgûl fell beast and a wraithblade dagger. I guess parking logistics and those “clean up after your pet” laws can be a real bitch when you’re piloting a winged shadow to the local mall.

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  1. RichPort

    She paid good money for those nipples.. and Ashton loves chewing on plastic.

    Jun 25th, 2007

  2. RichPort

    God she’s so fuckin hot!

    Jun 25th, 2007

  3. abby

    Wow, RichPort, you have two different IP addresses! Weird.

    Jun 25th, 2007

  4. sonya

    “Bagginssss….Shire…”

    Jun 25th, 2007

  5. Keara

    Not being a NERD, I have no idea what any of this means, yet I still laughed so hard I crapped myself!

    P.S. Nerd.

    Jun 25th, 2007

  6. RichPort

    I know Abby, it’s like I’m a fucking ninja… either that or second IP address RichPort got tired of correcting my spelling… either way, welcome back. LS held it down nicely in your absence.

    It funny how, even though Demi’s perky boobs have “Made by Dupont” on the side of them, her nips still can’t refuse the over 40 urge to look at the floor.

    Jun 25th, 2007

  7. abby

    Thanks. It’s good to be back with my fellow nerds. And my ninjas!

    Jun 25th, 2007

  8. Steamboat Enthusiast

    Tom Bombadil is so not gay. He was married to water which clearly appeared as a woman. DUH!

    :D

    Jun 25th, 2007

  9. Steamboat Enthusiast

    Oh and the movie DID answer your question about Maias by showing that Gandalf recognized the dangers of the Balrog before they even went into Moria.

    Pwned. Alright, tear me a new one for dorking out already….

    Jun 25th, 2007

  10. lover-jlo

    she is sexy,.

    Aug 7th, 2007

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