Britney Spears Shows Her Nipple. AGAIN.
Since it’s been, oh, nearly thirty-six hours since we last saw Britney Spears’ nipple, she made sure to open the dressing room curtains in a Beverly Hills store while trying on only the bottoms of her swim suit. Since nobody follows her around taking her picture incessantly or anything like that. Explain to me how these sort of embarrassing revelations never seem to happen to male celebrities. I’ve yet to see Brad Pitt dangling out of his trunks at the pool or Owen Wilson peeking around a dressing room curtain with one wayward testicle. Nary a ballsac or wiener or even a foreskin tucked between the pages of a Star magazine, but I can’t turn around without getting slapped in the face with a celebrity beaver or poked in the eye with a celebrity nipple. I’d say it was sexist paparazzi propaganda, but then again, it’s probably because most girls are stupid with low self-esteem. Mystery solved!
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litelysalted
Ah, grief. In that last one, she’s only looking right at the camera. I mean, at least make it slightly less obvious that you’re totally doing it on purpose.
Now for storytime — When I was a kid my friend Jodi lived with her Grandmother and creepy/retarded Uncle Greg, who used to walk around in Male Daisy Dukes with his dick hanging out the leg. Oh, how we’d laaaaugh and laaaaaugh. And it’s no wonder I turned out the way I did.
So yes, in conclusion: girls with low self esteem, but also weird 30-something men who live with their mom and grow homemade pot in the backyard. They’re really not that different.
Jun 26th, 2007
bionic bunny
litely, what’s the difference between “growing homemade pot” and “growing pot”?
designer labels? oregano?
Jun 26th, 2007
abby
It’s all in the shorts you wear while harvesting. It’s complicated.
Jun 26th, 2007
Ginger
Mmmmmm, homemade pot. . .
Anyways, seriously, people used to go on and on and on about this chicks boobies. So if those are impressive breasts, mine’s are mind-blowing spectacles of eroticism, apparently.
Jun 26th, 2007
Dragulf
Yeppers, they still point the way to Hell. Thanks Shitney!
Jun 26th, 2007
Crystal
This poor girl needs a break. It is a shame people need to get their kicks from making fun of someone all the time. What happens if she ends up dead who will be laughing then. All i know is who gives a s#*!. One day her kids will see this, but as long as everyone is happy making fun of britany who cares about the kids.
Jun 27th, 2007
RichPort
“What happens if she ends up dead who will be laughing then. ”
(waving frantically)
Jun 27th, 2007
rita
No biggy… they are just boobs… Britney doesn’t care… lol… some people just love to show their bodies. At least she hasn’t turned to porn…
Jun 28th, 2007
brit
i think yhat should get rid of the star
Nov 4th, 2007
daniel
hey! wow! can they please show some more?
Nov 24th, 2008
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