Lindsay Lohan Was Drunk and High
The toxicology reports are in, and it seems that actress Lindsay Lohan was both drunk and high on cocaine when she wrecked her car in Los Angeles Memorial Day weekend. TMZ reports
According to multiple law enforcement sources, toxicology reports conclude that Lohan, 20, had “nearly twice the legal limit” of alcohol and traces of blow in her bloodstream when she crashed her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible into a curb on Sunset Blvd. around 5:30 AM on May 26.
Smelling salts! Smelling salts! Not our Lindsay! Not high! I feel the vapors coming on! I’ll just keep my eyes closed and frantically fan my hands beneath my chin and maybe make a few whimpering noises through my nose. In other startling revelations, the sun rises in the east and pro-wrestlers take steroids. And America is the greatest nation the world has ever known. U-S-A! U-S-A!
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Dragulf
Toxicology reports are all liars!
Jun 28th, 2007
abby
Think “Aunt Pittypat.”
Jun 28th, 2007
bionic bunny
abby–hee-hee!
nobody does the vapors like aunt pittypat!
Jun 28th, 2007
sonya
“For Lindsay Lohan to appear drunk and high - everytime I think of it, I feel faint.” — Aunt Pitty
Jun 28th, 2007
RichPort
I think you forgot to end the headline with “again”.
Jun 29th, 2007
anony
When is LoHo NOT drunk and high?
Jun 29th, 2007
faye
i think her parents got to do something.
Jun 30th, 2007
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