Jun 29, 2007

Kimberly Stewart Can’t Help Being Ugly

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Horseface McUgly Kimberly Stewart attended the launch for the classily named Pink Taco Restaurant in LA yesterday, wearing some sort of hideous contraption made out of black doilies and electrical tape.

I don’t really have much else to say about this, except that even if you happen to be a gorgeous model — if you procreate with a fuggo like Rod Stewart? This is the best that could possibly happen. The X chromosomes will only take you so far, ladies! And what self respecting supermodel wants a human travesty like this walking around with your genepool stamped all over it? There you have it, a science lesson and a PSA all wrapped into one. You can thank me later, Petra.

More of the Genetic Fiasco after the jump.

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10 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. ButchNo Gravatar

    Oh c’mon. I mean she’s not as hot as she seems to think she is, but ugly??? In what context? Fugly yes.

    Jun 29th, 2007

  2. litelysaltedNo Gravatar

    Wait, I’m confused. She’s not ugly, but she is fugly? I guess I can live with that.

    Jun 29th, 2007

  3. beerdotcom182No Gravatar

    She looks okay to be….of course I’d have to see the tits to be sure.

    Jun 29th, 2007

  4. HughNo Gravatar

    If she is considered Fugly, then by default, shouldn’t she be considered Ugly as well?

    Jun 29th, 2007

  5. bionic bunnyNo Gravatar

    yeah. both. whatever.

    i wonder how long it took somebody to sew that top together??

    Jun 29th, 2007

  6. HughNo Gravatar

    Damn! Rabbit, did somebody put the Energizer in sideways this morning? HAHAHA!!!!!!!

    Jun 29th, 2007

  7. anonyNo Gravatar

    Horseface McUgly!!!! That’s a classic!
    And that’s even a good picture of her….

    Jun 29th, 2007

  8. BarbadoSlimNo Gravatar

    Hmmmmmm, I’m guessing the size 17’s have to shoe this beast have to be special ordered from some former soviet gulag on far eastern Russia?

    Jun 29th, 2007

  9. ADNo Gravatar

    I don’t know. I think she is kind of cute. She atleast looks like she takes a bath, UNLIKE Britney!

    Jun 30th, 2007

  10. eeksNo Gravatar

    she is totally fugly and ugly.
    honestly, this picture makes her a 5 out of 10, and this is the best series of shots of her EVER. honestly. anony is right, these mediocre shots are friggin great “for her”

    Jul 2nd, 2007

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