Madonna is Beautiful as Ever

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Here are some photos of Madonna leaving a Starbucks in New York earlier this week, looking beautiful as ever. Yes, that’s right — beautiful. And when I say beautiful, I mean not at all like a crusty old hag who spends her days crouched over a bubbling caldron casting spells with eye of newt and toe of frog.

What? No! I didn’t say hag! I swear! Please Miss Madonna, I beg for your mercy! Now I kept my end of the deal — I told everyone you were beautiful, so you promised not to turn me into one of Paris Hilton’s genital warts. Dammit.

More of Madonna — a radiant vision of gorgeousness, after the jump.

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5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. bionic bunny

    i’m sorry, i don’t get what all the folks in high school (at the time) found so cool about her. i’ve NEVER liked her. and she just keeps giving me more and more reasons to not like her.
    ugh.

  2. beerdotcom182

    Reason to hate Madonna #8,649,850,934: Covering aging neck with hideous scarf

    Reason to hate Madonna #8,649,850,935: Covering unsightly eye wrinkles with oversized novelty sunglasses

  3. Petite

    Like most women her age, her face is tight and smooth, but HER HANDS give it all away. Now if only the fashion designers would bring back gloves…….

  4. RichPort

    Guy Ritchie may well be the most emasculated man in the UK… yes, I know that sounds like an oxymoron, but still…

  5. Cynnie L

    I think she looks awesome!

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