Jun 29, 2007
Quickies: Sloppy Metaphors
Shakira’s fat doofey boyfriend will make your wiener cry. (The Bastardly)
Did you miss the premiere of “Hey Paula” last night? Shame on you! (Dlisted)
The Pink Taco grand opening had more D’s than the dumb kid with ADD’s report card. Zing! (A Socialite’s Life)
Hayden Panettiere really likes to, uh, lick things. Get your mind out of the gutter, she’s underage! (Egotastic!)
Did little Stephanie Tanner get a boob job?! (Best Week Ever)
Live Free or Die Hard is indeed, a sad state of affairs. (Pajiba)
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BarbadoSlim
*I’m flabbergasted, that’s the best Shakira could do? We are straying into brandon davis territory here.
*Hayden Panettoney is just a skank in sheep’s clothing, …..you’ll see.
Jun 29th, 2007
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