Model Christy Turlington steams up the pages of V magazine. (popbytes)
Kathy Hilton’s jizz-free face cream. (Jossip)
England hates Kirstin Dunst. (Dlisted)
Don’t know if you’d rather be turned on or throw up? Then Lindsay Lohan’s new film is for you. (Pajiba)
Shakira just melted my panties. (UseMyComputer)
Kathy Griffin looks… hot? (CelebritySmack)
E! […]

Star Jones is finally owning up to having had gastric bypass surgery. According to the Post-Chronicle
Star Jones Reynolds has confessed that she had gastric bypass surgery to drop 160 pounds. For years, Star avoided questions about her weight loss because “Everything about me was already so public (mostly my own doing - talk […]

Pete Doherty is desperate to have ex-girlfriend Kate Moss back in his life. So desperate, if fact, that he hit up The Mirror — the British tabloid responsible for publishing those infamous photos of Kate snorting cocaine — to make the following heartfelt plea:
“Kate has broken my heart… I can’t get […]

I suppose if you wanted to see supermodel Cindy Crawford’s boobies, you could just google “Cindy Crawford topless” and start clicking. But where’s the fun in that? I find it’s better when someone just hands you nipples. Then you’re just obligingly accepting a gift instead of actively being a pervert. See […]

New pictures of Britney Spears costume-swapping with Club One strippers earlier in the year just made the rounds on the internet. London’s The Sun reports
Taken just five days before the popstar’s now infamous head-shaving incident in February, Brit leaves little to the imagination in an impossibly teeny thong. Partying with palls at the […]

Paris Hilton gets her broke-ass bitch on. (Defamer)
So, obviously, Suri Cruise is just another product of Proctor & Gamble. (BWE)
Jaime Pressly embraces her white-trash sluttiness. (Drunken Stepfather)
Lara Flynn Boyle out-freckles Lindsay Lohan. (The Bastardly)
Rachel Zoe is missing something. Like the blood of virgins. And maybe some sheep placenta. […]

Ball-grabbin’? Not on Faith Hill’s watch. Not by a longshot. See right here, when some fan at their L.A. concert takes a paw at husband Tim McGraw’s ball sack, she lets that bitch know what’s what and sets the record straight on ball-grabbin’ for the rest of us. Is it okay […]

In news I’m sure you don’t give a shit about, R & B singer Usher and his pregnant fiancee didn’t make it down the aisle this weekend. According to People magazine,
On Saturday, only hours before the [wedding] was to take place in Southampton, N.Y., Usher’s publicist issued the following statement: “It was announced […]

Surprise! It’s Britney Spears, looking like a used-up whore on the verge of a meltdown and a meth fix. For the 768th time this month. Our little media darling began shooting the video for her first single “Give Me More” in L.A. this past Wednesday, and News of the World had […]

Two things:
1. Hot corn.
2. Butt.
That out of the way, on to the bigger story: Jessica Simpson would be nestled up against an Oscar right now if her jerk-off dad hadn’t gotten in the way of the role of a lifetime. People magazine reports
“The last script that came to us was […]