Quickies: Burning Bush

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Does Ashlee Simpson’s carpet match the new drapes? (I’m Not Obsessed)

Victoria Beckham upskirt! (Seriously? OMG)

Only Megan Fox naked could salvage “Transformers” from the realms of “paper-retardness.” (Pajiba)

Now all you Simpsons diehards can shop in a real Kwik-E-Mart! (Wizbang!Pop)

Marissa Miller’s hoo-ha is leaking, but I’m still strangely aroused. (The Bastardly)

Bill Gates stands firmly behind gay porn. Get it? Behind? (Jossip)

Eva Longoria in a sparkly bikini. (Jordan is Your Homeboy)

Scarlett Johansson’s transformation into a heifer is now complete. (CityRag)

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5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Wait…so no Rebecca Gayheart boobs then?

  2. Thank god “posh” was wearing panties, don’t want to see her piranha-like vaginal teeth.

    Nobody wants to see that shit.

  3. Eh? I thought Posh had her add and pussy sewed shut. What?

  4. *ASS

    Damn ADD!!!

  5. momma, when i grow up, can i have a body and swimmy suit like marissa miller? can i maybe just find out who she is?

    damn, being a hetero female is confusing!!

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