Quickies: Burning Bush

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Does Ashlee Simpson’s carpet match the new drapes? (I’m Not Obsessed)
Victoria Beckham upskirt! (Seriously? OMG)
Only Megan Fox naked could salvage “Transformers” from the realms of “paper-retardness.” (Pajiba)
Now all you Simpsons diehards can shop in a real Kwik-E-Mart! (Wizbang!Pop)
Marissa Miller’s hoo-ha is leaking, but I’m still strangely aroused. (The Bastardly)
Bill Gates stands firmly behind gay porn. Get it? Behind? (Jossip)
Eva Longoria in a sparkly bikini. (Jordan is Your Homeboy)
Scarlett Johansson’s transformation into a heifer is now complete. (CityRag)

5 Comments, Comment or Ping
beerdotcom182
Wait…so no Rebecca Gayheart boobs then?
Jul 3rd, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Thank god “posh” was wearing panties, don’t want to see her piranha-like vaginal teeth.
Nobody wants to see that shit.
Jul 4th, 2007
Dragulf
Eh? I thought Posh had her add and pussy sewed shut. What?
Jul 4th, 2007
Dragulf
*ASS
Damn ADD!!!
Jul 4th, 2007
bionic bunny
momma, when i grow up, can i have a body and swimmy suit like marissa miller? can i maybe just find out who she is?
damn, being a hetero female is confusing!!
Jul 5th, 2007
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