Jul 6, 2007
Quickies: Emotional Eating
Daaaayum! Clay Aiken needs to lay off the Quarter Pounders with Cheese. And the cock. (Celebslam)
Britney’s new boyfriend is a pretty shitty excuse for an AA counselor. On the upside, he’s fairly passible as a chimpanzee. (A Socialite’s Life)
Harry Potter is a total manskank! (BWE)
How does Janet Jackson keep going back and forth between a six-pack having, bikini modeling lady to Gorillas in the Mist? I declare Photoshop shenanigans! (cityrag)
Paris Hilton is the new Meatloaf!! (Funny or Die!)
It’s mini-skirt-a-palooza! (The Bastardly)
HBO plans to trot out their four decrepit old nags for the big screen — rather than the trip to the glue factory they so richly deserve. (Pajiba)
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
DiamondSal
Paris is lame reading a intensely change of life story? hee hee
Anything Brit likes becomes covered with scum, parasites and heaped with vomit.
Jul 7th, 2007
Syd
And the cock…still god damned laughing at that.
Jul 7th, 2007
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