Jul 9, 2007
Lisa Rinna Has a Lot of Extra Skin
Vanity has a tongue-in-cheek way of punishing the narcissist, like the emperor with his new clothes or the stripper unaware of the tampon string dangling from her t-back. Case in point: Lisa Rinna making a spectacle of herself in Central Park on Saturday. She galavants around in series of ridiculous poses and shamelessly mugs for the camera, forgetting what birthing two children has done to her midsection:
Is that the Sarlacc from Great Pit of Carkoon? Yikes. I didn’t know those alien bastards were mobile.
More of the empress showboating in Central Park after the jump
26 Comments, Comment or Ping
margaretta
Can’t see the skin, her lips are in the way
Jul 9th, 2007
RichPort
I don’t fault her for bestowing the gift of life and resulting war wounds that appear. Stretch marks for women who have born children should be seen as badges of honor. The childless among us may not understand that. However, I do fault her for being one nasty looking bitch.
Jul 9th, 2007
beerdotcom182
Photoshop…..right? Please?
Jul 9th, 2007
Dragulf
It’s like a mystery pies crust. Want a slice?
Jul 9th, 2007
AlexKidd
i’d hit it
Jul 9th, 2007
PleaseTrimYourNoseHairs!
I just fault her for getting the lip job - it completely ruined her looks…Meg Ryan did the same thing. Leave your lips alone, ladies - can’t you learn by others’ mistakes???
Jul 9th, 2007
The Ninja Trebuchet
looks pretty good for a 70-year-old man made out of wax
Jul 9th, 2007
Petite
The lips have ruined her face!
My hubby said “hell no” to me getting a little plumping. Sometimes our view of “pretty” can get all messed up by these celebs! Now I realize how ridiculous I would look!
Rich Port, I agree. The stretch marks are a “badge of honor” for mothers!
Jul 9th, 2007
abby
No, no — I’m not faulting her for the stretching and rippling. It comes with motherhood. I have my own stomach sarlaac if I sit a certain way. It’s just that I don’t take my top off and do cartwheels across a New York city park and scream “LOOK AT ME!” every chance I get. I do it the old fashioned way, by always being drunk and dressing slutty. It’s just classier.
Jul 9th, 2007
RichPort
I agree Abby. My wife likes to say that women who dress like that have no friends, because real girl friends would tell them they look like shit.
Jul 9th, 2007
SJS
Am I missing something?? Lisa Rinna might look majorly fish lipped and be a fame chaser but her body is in amazing. Her stomach looks beautiful and so what if it ripples like that when she bends over? She had two kids! Do you think they’re going to give a crap that Mom’s abs don’t look like Alessandra Ambrosio’s when they’re hanging out as a family? Where are our priorities? Puke.
Jul 9th, 2007
old geezer
Dear God, take down those pictures -you’re scaring the livestock!
Jul 9th, 2007
Carolyn
Isn’t that from lipo, not from having a baby?
Jul 9th, 2007
Superman
I’d hit it twice ! Most men would unless they’re gay
Jul 9th, 2007
Candice
Hm, yeah. Adding this to my list of reasons never to have children.
Jul 9th, 2007
Butch
I’d rather look at 20 year old meat curtains than 40 year old gut rott any. damn. day. o. the. week.
Jul 9th, 2007
What?
You cal tell the picture is so freaking fake.
Jul 9th, 2007
carol
WOW HER BODY IS INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!!! - THAT ONE PIC WITH THE SO CALLED SAGGY SKIN IS FAKE - HER BODY IS AMAZING IVE SEEN DANCING WITH THE STARS - AND THE OTHER PICS ON HERE LOOK AT THEM AHHHHH MAGNIFIQUE!@
Jul 9th, 2007
Ruby Jackson
Man, I haven’t had any kids, and I’d be HAPPY to look like that!! Are you kidding??!
(but, her lips do look awful)
Jul 9th, 2007
l.lo
I wonder how many people leaving nasty comments about this woman’s body are jealous fatties. She looks pretty great to me!
Jul 10th, 2007
wylie hymen
Umm… in the first photo she looks like she’s got a huge cock in her pants, danglin’
Nah, perhaps it’s just left over gibblets?
Jul 10th, 2007
Valentina
Say what you want, but bitch is hot !
Jul 10th, 2007
JoGirl
The wrinkles in the first photo are just due to her being in motion. She’s doing a cartwheel, for pete’s sake! Action photography is no friend to mom-belly. (See: those Kate Hudson jogging photos that were all over the place last month.)
She looks great, except for the lips!
Jul 10th, 2007
MeMeMe
Why do people think these pics look fake they clearly are real, its called being female it’ll happen to all of us. I am from the uk and i have no idea who this woman is (has she ever had kids? what age is she?) but i’ll tell you all something pregnant ladies do tend to get the odd stretch mark or two hers are non existent compared to mine and im only 20 ive had one kid. so if people are making a big deal outta this then what does that have to say for the rest of us who look like freddie krueger has had a slash at our stomach and left the scars to show, Get a grip!!!
Oct 20th, 2007
MeMeMe
Just found out she has had 2 kids and is 44 !!! i wish i could look that good at her age after 2 children hehe
Oct 20th, 2007
prezbo
i think she looks great, especially for a 44 year old mother of 2
she’s definitely in better shape than the majority of the 40 year old population in America
probably in much better shape than everyone leaving snide comments
Jan 11th, 2008
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